Dresden Files Headcanons

Maggie, on the brink of actual death, soul-swapped herself into Mister’s body. Harry’s father faked his death and restyled himself as McAnally; the pub is his way to look after his son.

Fire insurance in Chicago has shot through the roof ever since Harry moved into town.

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Harry is descended from Merlin.

The Blackstaff is made of mordite.

Harry’s father was murdered.

Margaret’s falling out with Ebenezer was because he thought she was spending too much time with the Fae. She was, because she saw something driving Mab insane and wanted to set up her own mother to take Mab’s place - but died before her plan could fully come to fruition. She was trying to protect her family and the world from some kind of evil, and ultimately had to pass that duty on to her son.

Thomas and Molly get together with Murphy once a week to drown their sorrows and commiserate over the walking disaster that is Harry Dresden.

Mike, Harry's "super mechanic", is really Michael the Archangel keeping an eye on things.

Michael Carpenter uses his Costco card when Harry needs to buy crates of Coca-Cola at the end of the month because Coke is water to Dresden.

After meeting Odin Dresden has made it his mission in life to somehow contact the giant flying spaghetti monster.

Plot twist: even Bob complains about how awful it is.

The Erlking used to be known as Oberon. Titania took that name in the divorce. 

Mister actually has his name on the lease, Dresden is just there to keep suspicions to a minimum.  

The Erlking wants to have a buddy cop type adventure with Harry as he is the new winter knight. 

Marcone used to wish he had magic powers as a kid. He is just a little bit bitter that magic really DOES exist, and he missed out.