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New layout and main front, so if you followed us before and knew Nadya... well, I'm Mariya, so nice to meet you all. I'm seemingly main front of our system for now, so I suppose I should be active on here. I don't really know anyone here, so if you wish to befriend me, you may message at your own risk. Discord: DevoteeOfDespair
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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete
i hate that "that that" is grammatically correct. why is english the joke language
by the way, this post was inspired by some writing i was doing last night where i wrote "that that" and got so mad that i had to take a break for the rest of the evening
it's understandable that that "that that" that ended your writing session would inspire a post like that
Mourning
"If I could have anything in the world, I'd like one more moment with you."
They kneel at the grave.
"That would be enough for me."
High Command doesn't want you to know this but the Hounds in the showers are free and you can take them to your quarters. I have a normal amount of Hounds. No Handlers have reported a missing dog.
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Handler forgot to pack my combat stims and now im self medicating in the cockpit by drinking dr pepper but i spilled it everywhere doing a Mach 6 dodge. the enemy mech pilot heard me go "Uwah!" over comms when i spilled my soda :(
Yes I assure you the drugs are necessary for conditioning.
All the viable candidates for the advanced hound weapon program have adhd, they get too distracted thinking about Pokémon to be properly broken in.
Just slip something in their nutrient paste to help sharpen them up. Make sure they're at full attention, its not complicated, jeez.
I like the Tortuga :)
Do you think handlers get disappointed when their new hound is too easy to train? When it has a mind already riddled with cracks, and she needs only to tap the glass for it to shatter, do you think she sighs, wishing she had a chance to apply her more advanced techniques? Do you think she does it anyway?
You don't understand, the mechanics said it's absolutely necessary to make out in front of the mech! Yeah they said it can't get turned on till it sees girls kissing. No, no I'm 100% sure they were serious.
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NO, me having to eat my nutrient paste without any utensils is NOT a kink thing.
Handler says I'm not allowed to use them because I might hurt myself or others.
It being in a dogbowl however...
AC6 mechsploitation handler hound dynamic but handler gets really pressed about the fact that hounds mech isn't some terrifying beautiful slightly nonhuman looking mech that dances though the sky, but is like, The most generic looking meta build slop imaginable
Congratulations on the promotion pilot, you've moved from mercenary to hound
It pays in affection and sex instead of the coldness of cash. Isn't that wonderful for you.
I know you'd rather be muzzled without any sentience of your own than struggling with all the fame of being that ace pilot. You can relax and be our war dog instead~
sister complex? hah. i find it quite simple, actually
Handlers, have you ever wondered why your Hounds seem to invariably report flaws in their comms gear, even after every conceivable repair, check, and refit has been tried?
I've had this happen a few times, and I realized it wasn't a failure of any hardware in the mech or on the base; its a failure of their wetware. Hounds struggle to recognize that you're simply too important to be spending every minute of a mission commentating on their progress. No matter how many times you explain this or reeducate them, this seems to crop up.
Not to worry, there is a solution to this that isn't training your Hound so roughly they're afraid to report flaws in their mech! Simply record a few platitudes and upload them to the mech. Every few minutes, one of them should play, and the dopamine of hearing your voice is enough to keep a Hound on-task and not reporting a failed headset or antennae.
You might think that the Hound would catch on to this being a prerecorded message, but they'll forget the message by the time it plays again, they just care to hear your voice, not the content of the words. You can test this yourself by recording yourself insulting your Hound and they'll still react the same way! With this trick you can help keep maintenance costs accurate, and not waste time with as much frivolous paperwork. And, remember: A Happy Hound is a Good Hound.
Train them right, and they'll always be happy to hear your voice.
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Handler (drunk, depressed, via crackling intercom): "Would you still love me if you weren't brainwashed?"
Hound (high as a kite on combat stims, unable to form any clear thought in berzerk rage): "Y-y-y-yeaahhh?"
Handler activating her shock collar out of sheer force of habit.
Really want to immerse yourself in mechsploitation?
Take combat stims, play armored core, wear a muzzle and shock collar, and take your punishments like a good hound whenever you take critical damage.
Dont let it distracted you hound, you have a target to kill.
I can confirm from personal experience that this works, it works very good.
