to breathe means to live

Because I’m a Hoe, I’m moving to a different blog under the same url!

may the universe be softer and kinder to us this september

Never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited, if I get taken down by a 100 pound mass of fluff then that’s how I go.

bold: calling the poster of a post by their last name. if their last name is not provided then you will give them a new one.

mold: not even reblogging the post,asserting a psychic bond with the user and cussing them out right then and there while they dont even know whats happening

cold: ice cream

Sold: for 50 dollars to the man on the third row

morrison ↑

i think my fav thing about griffin as a dm is that instead of going “unfortunately the ooze is immune to slashing damage :/” he says “if you were making a pb&j sandwich and you dropped some jelly on the counter, would you take a knife and just start cutting at it you dumb son of a bitch”

I forgot my nan has an alexa so when my uncle was complaining and i said “alexa this is so sad play despacito” guess what fucking happened