HE-SHE-MISTER

Time to dive into the belly of the beast Wish me luck?

Note~ I do not own Hetalia. I am also writing this story to tell you how hard life is for me because of my autism and condition, every single day of my life. 

She literally just said it “I’m writing this because my life sucks and you should pity me :( ” I’ve honestly never seen someone so self-absorbed

Chapter One

It was a calm, bright sunny morning. 

Prologue: “It was a cold and windy night.”  I can see how creative you are

Aries : the angry hand

Taurus : the persistent, touchy hand 

Gemini : the symmetrical blocking hands

Cancer : the awakward claw hand

Leo : the dramatic face and tragic hand

Virgo: the hard-working hands 

Libra : the balanced grabby hands

Scorpio : the pervy hands

Sagittarius : the outgoing hand

Capricorn : the determined working hand

Aquarius: oversized bottle carrying hand

Pisces : the sensitive crying face and hand

I’ve seen something a bit…unsettling among some writers who talk about characters they’re developing and I think it’s important to address this.

We all want to create cool, memorable characters who are interesting. We all know that to do this, our characters need to have personalities, good traits, bad traits, changes throughout the story, and so on. 

However, I’ve seen too many writers talk about certain things that they believe make their characters cooler, more interesting, more original, or more well rounded.

So, to be blunt:

Making your character anything other than straight does not automatically make your character well rounded, dynamic, cool, interesting, or original.

Making your character anything other than cis does not automatically make your character well rounded, dynamic, cool, interesting, or original.

Making your character anything other than white does not automatically make your character well rounded, dynamic, cool, interesting, or original.

Making your character anything other than thin does not automatically make your character well rounded, dynamic, cool, interesting, or original.

Giving your character a mental illness, a disability, a neurological disorder, etc. does not automatically make your character well rounded, dynamic, cool, interesting, or original.

Lagoona Orange

Age: 10

Monster parent:

The monster of the sea and Bigfoot’s girlfriend.

Ummm… what???