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We 💚 Draco Fest Day Eight

In today's fic, Draco’s revolving door of lovers is starting to piss Harry off. But is it because they are all men or is there more to it?

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Title: Collapsing Walls and Improving Relationships

Rating: E

Word count: 9,305

Warnings/Tags: AU-No Voldemort, AU-Roommates, Post Hogwarts, Internal Conflict, Mention of other sexual relationships, Feelings Realization, Pining, Gay Awakening, Light Angst, Getting together, Frottage, Masturbation, Rimming, Anal fingering, Anal sex, Corridor sex, Ambiguous/Open ending Summary: Harry becomes Draco's flatmate a year after they graduate Hogwarts, clueless not only to Draco's preferences, but his own. Draco is living his best life, bringing near strangers to the flat multiple times a week, and Harry simply can't handle it. At first, he thinks he's being homophobic, but after a vague conversation with Ron, he slowly realizes he's feeling an altogether different emotion. He isn't homophobic. He's jealous. Written for We Draco, 2026Author's note: Thank you as always to my wonderful beta, who will be revealed when I am! Also, many thanks to i for the idea; I couldn't have written this without you

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Microfic 12: Torn

Prompt-Love Triangles

Harry couldn't decide. Ron was goofy and familiar, while Draco was sexy and mysterious. He wanted them both, but he assumed they'd never accept such an arrangement. He'd never spoken about one with the other, too scared to lose either of them, instead suffering silently as he waffled between them.

#harry potter microfic #drarry #ronarry #eventual dronarry #post hogwarts

Microfic 11: Slap in the Face

Prompt-Arranged Marriage

Ron crushed the Daily Prophet announcement in his fists, while Harry sat stoically beside him. Neither could understand the engagement, which felt as if it had come out of nowhere. Ron stood in a huff, and Harry watched him stomp from the room, his own mind a confusing swirl.

#harry potter microfic #dron #drarry #eventual dronarry #post hogwarts

Microfic 10: Mania

Prompt-Obsession

He couldn't sleep unless Harry had already retired to his own room. He couldn't rest until he knew where Draco was, checking the Marauder's Map multiple times a day. It was easier when they all had classes together, when he could divide his attention evenly between them.

#harry potter microfic #ronarry #dron #eventual dronarry #hp eighth year

Microfic 9: Greedy

Prompt-Possessive Behavior

Ron growled softly as he watched them quarrel. His eye began to twitch when Harry shoved Draco against the wall. His blood pressure spiked when Draco tilted Harry’s chin. His gaze flicked between them both, hands curled into fists. They were his, and no one else’s. Both of them.

#harry potter microfic #dron #ronarry #eventual dronarry #hp eighth year

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Microfic 8: Sexual Tension

Prompt-Fighting as Foreplay

“Fuck you, Malfoy!”Harry snarled, pressing him into the wall.

Draco smirked, lifting Harry's head with a finger and thumb on his chin. His gaze fell to Harry's mouth, and he licked his lips. “Is that what you dream of? Fucking me?”

Harry jerked free, eyes wide and face aflame.

#harry potter microfic #drarry #eventual dronarry #HP Eighth Year #suggestive

Microfic 7: Finally

Prompt-Plot What Plot

“I can't,” Harry groaned, wrapping his fingers around Ron's pumping fist, “Fuck! I can't take any more.”

Ron chuckled, bending his neck to press his lips to Harry's ear. “Good,” he whispered, sucking Harry's lobe into his mouth.

Harry came with a strangled moan, painting the shower tiles

#rated m #harry potter microfic #ronarry #eventual dronarry #HP Eighth Year #shower wank

Microfic 6: Undeniable

Prompt-Mutual Pining

Harry sucked in a breath when Ron stripped off his top, sweaty from the pick-up Quidditch game. They'd changed together before, but recently it had become more. He spun, hastily tugging his own kit off as he slipped into the shower, and missed the burning gaze directed at his back.

#harry potter microfic #ronarry #eventual dronarry #HP Eighth Year #suggestive

dracotops-harry

FINAL ROUND UP FOR DTH 2026

Thank you for participating in the DRACO TOPS HARRY FEST 2026!

Title: Nothing Hidden Author: dodgerkedavra Word Count: 27,296 (Nothing Hidden)

Title: Blooming in the Rubble Author: BlueBeards_Wife Word Count: 22,042 (Blooming in the Rubble)

Title: Harry Potter and the Testing of Magical Panties Author: Blue_Dragon_fruit Word Count: 12,894 (Harry Potter and the Testing of Magical Panties)

Title: Love in Atonement Author: Pbquil Word Count: 13,076 (Love in Atonement)

Title: State of Obsession Author: DrWhoIsGinnyHolmes Word Count: 2,174 (State of Obsession)

Title: Used to the Darkness Artist: PricklyCauldron Medium: video edit (Used to the Darkness)

Title: Harry Potter and the Great Thaw Author: BlueBeards_Wife Word Count: 26,141 (Harry Potter and the Great Thaw)

Title: good, good grief Author: sectumsempra (ryyss) Word Count: 9,139 (good, good grief)

Title: A Secret No More Author: maraudersaffair Word Count: 9,082 (A Secret No More)

Title: Harry Potter, it's your lucky night Author: clueless_as_can_be Word Count: 9,570 (Harry Potter, it's your lucky night)

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Title: He Thinks My Toolbelt's Sexy Author: Devious_Muffin Word Count: 10,899 (He Thinks My Toolbelt's Sexy)

Title: Don't Cross the Line Author: pr1m4d0nn4 Word Count: 16,191 (Don't Cross the Line)

Title: In The Family Way Author: cryme_anocean Word Count: 5,925 (In The Family Way)

Title: Whenever, Wherever, However Author: CopperCatbird Word Count: 27,959 (Whenever, Wherever, However)

Title: Waiting With Wine Artist: digthewriter Medium: digital art (Waiting With Wine)

Microfic 5: Kiss Kiss

Prompt-Enemies to Lovers

“What the fuck have you done?”

Draco groaned, his back slamming against the wall. His glare softened, his pulse racing as Harry pressed into him. His gaze dipped to Harry's lips, closer than they'd ever been, and he jutted his chin out, catching them with his own.

#harry potter microfic #drarry #eventual dronarry #HP Eighth Year

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Microfic 4: ROI

Prompt-Not Actually Unrequited Love

Draco couldn't believe his eyes. The roll of parchment he'd snatched from Ron, the one the redhead had been rigorously protecting from prying eyes, had his name scrawled all over it. Draco Weasley, over and over again. He looked up, brows furrowed, and Ron flushed crimson before storming away.

#harry potter microfic #Dron #eventual dronarry #HP Eighth Year

Microfic 3: Jealous

Prompt-Denial of Feelings

Draco watched Ron cross the Great Hall with the shadow of a sneer on his face. Harry was at his side, as always. His temper flared when Ron reached for Harry's wrist, blood rushing to his cheeks. His pulse spiked when Harry turned with a warm smile on his lips.

#harry potter microfic #Dron #eventual dronarry #HP Eighth Year

Microfic 2: Encouraging Arms

Prompt-Hurt/Comfort

He was a fool. He'd let a stupid song shatter his fragile ego, had allowed his confidence to be easily shaken. He'd failed his team. His Captain. Harry. The comforting hug he received when he finally trudged up to their room made everything worth it.

#harry potter microfic #ronarry #eventual dronarry #HP Sixth Year

dracotops-harry

FINAL ROUND UP FOR DTH 2025

This was supposed to be posted last year, but I completely zoned and didn't publish it, so I'm posting it this year. Better late then never?

Thank you for participating in the DRACO TOPS HARRY FEST 2025!

Title: The Vault of Heaven Author: dodgerkedavra Word Count: 23,378 (The Vault of Heaven)

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Title: Rip Current Author: smugrobotics Word Count: 7,705 (Rip Current)

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Title: I'm Yours. You're Mine. by PalenDrome (nerdherderette) Podficcer: CailynWrites Length: 1:06:14 [PODFIC: I'm Yours. You're Mine.]

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Microfic 1: Sudden Crush

Prompt-Angst

Ron didn't understand it at first. He thought he simply cared for his friend, that Harry was just like anyone else in his life. The first time Harry mentioned Cho with stars in his eyes, a jolt of jealousy raced through him, and he knew it was something else altogether.

#Harry Potter Microfic #ronarry #eventual Dronarry #HP Fifth Year

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Petals of Pride Fest!

Pride month is coming and we are having an activity for it.

Rules

750 Min Word Count, No Max.

WiPs Allowed so long as the first chapter is complete and posted by the deadline.

Can be a prequel or sequel to a pre-existing fic, but must be previously unpublished and can standalone from the main fic.

Main POV Character(s) must be LGTBQIA+ and/or MOGAI.

All pairings allowed, but rare pairs highly encouraged! Platonic relationships and Gen fics are also welcome, though!

Flowers must be included, but do not need to align perfectly with the flower language — those are simply included for prompt and inspiration purposes. Flowers may feature in a meaningful symbolic way, as a gift between characters, or as the catalyst to solving a mystery; whatever the creator feels fits best with their vision!

Trope prompts are optional but encouraged!

While certain characters may be bigoted for the sake of a story, participants cannot promote such beliefs.

No full-on crossovers; but AUs inspired by other media is welcome so long as HP characters are fairly recognisable as themselves.

Art can also be submitted, of course, and should still follow all rules not related to word counts. Fanart should be completed to the artists’ satisfaction.

Submit fics to the collection.

#clementines petals of pride #hp fandom #hp fanfiction #fanfic fest #all pairings welcome #come join the fun #flowers

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