meowmeowmeowmeowmekwmeow Moewmewow :3

*flirting badly* Haha yeah i could be the homura to uyoure madoka ;) *sees her reach for her phone* dont look that up. Pleas dont look thyt up. Pleas

the concept of tiphereth constantly giving the homophobic dog stare to literally any relationship in the library lives forever in my mind

I find it so insane when women don’t leave their bfs for raising their voices at them like immediately if a man is raising his voice at you you need to beat the hell out of him rob him and then throw him into a river like the fuck

if you ever bouncing your leg or shaking your foot that bc you were borned without a tail to swish swish...

Hokma and I are somehow still on friendly terms even after I shot him in the face four days ago

attention all employees: tony hawk has breached containment. can someone else get on the skateboard because yesod doesn’t want to anymore

If I do it can we get a beer vending machine.?

I’ll try. Netzach do a kickflip

Ow. Owowowow ouch ow…

Oh… sorry. Okay anyone else

absolutely the worst part of the male helplessness fetishism is that men know about it and will weaponize it against you. they will fuck up and do stupid shit and pretend not to know how to clean a mirror or find grapes at the grocery store and then simper and giggle expecting you to think its adorable. and then they will get REALLY angry when you do not