Devilishghosts

Penelope, confused but supportive: I would house you in the finest of soils with the best of composts. I would make sure you stayed happy and moist every single day

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Zeus: *just watched their interaction*

Zeus: My dear, would you still love me if I was a worm?

Hera: Are worms loyal to their wives?

That's how he feels for me

Anyways

Donnie: We both know how I feel about beach balls... So no.

*****

Y/n hours later: *sighs loudly*

Mikey: What's wrong, Y/n?

Y/n: Donnie says he doesn't love me...

[Y/N] : *yapping about their interests then suddenly gets a crumpled piece of paper thrown at their head*

Barron, at a distance : "You talk too much, nerd!"

[Y/N] : *grumbles but picks the crumpled paper up off the floor*

Aiden, Ashlyn, and Tyler behind [Y/N]: *glaring fucking daggers at Barron*

[Y/N], surprised to see Barron and his friends running away : "Woah, what's that all about?"

Aiden, back to his giddy self : "You must've scared them off! Way to go, tiger!

Ashlyn : "You're way scarier than you think you are."

*flash forward and I'm convicted of a crime I didn't commit*

*no lawyer touches the case for me*

*everyone hears a buzz and turns around*

Tbh I also thought of that and it's so hilarious to me—

Like imagine these two just walking around town trying to find traveler. And everyone else in the street is just starring at them.

At some point some guy is like "sick cosplays" and they're both like "wtf is a cosplay"

Omg and when they eventually find traveler, they're like "omfg I gotta find you two normal clothes" so they take krbk shopping 💀💀