Dethl

"I'm far too old for these games."

"What's it like to be immortal?"

"How old ARE you?"

"I'm afraid I don't understand the current slang."

"Do you know how to use a smart phone?"

"I am waaaaay older than you."

"Being this old has pros and cons."

"Do you have any idea what Netflix even is?"

"Did you meet Shakespeare?"

"I was alive when the pyramids of Egypt were built."

"Are you an angel or demon?"

"Humanity has jumped chasms in just the past thirty years. It took at least two hundred years to upgrade from wood to an iron plow."

"I'd rather ride a horse."

"You can't be THAT old!"

"That's simply impossible."

"I remember when stars filled the night sky and cities were practically nonexistent."

"Magic is real."

"Your problems are inconsequential."

"The universe spins, the earth moves and time passes ever on."

"What's it like, being as old as you are?"

"I'm just glad corsets have finally gone out of fashion."

"You can be upset about security measures all you want. I'm happy it doesn't take a month to travel across the Atlantic."

"Are you REALLY immortal?"

"I have seen all of time and space. You know what? It's the little stuff that counts."

"It's the here and now that's important to me."

"Doesn't it ever get boring?"

"I have loved many people over the many years. Each one is special to me."

"Every day brings new things."

"Do you ever want to end it?"

"I couldn't ask for anything more."

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MUSE:

MUN:

You sure it wasn’t a moth this time LOL

He let his smile slip back into apathy. It took far too much energy to fake such emotions even halfheartedly. So, he waited for Dethyls reaction, weighing in his mind if the likely punishment for going against express orders was going to leave him with one broken leg or two. Because he knew Ganondorf could sense what he had done, and that pig did oh so enjoy seeing him forced to crawl. As though behind a large wall, muffled and distant, he could feel his anger growing, just out of his reach and unusable.

“Honestly, I’m surprised he didn’t just kill them. They can’t eat, sleep or do even basic tasks without explicit orders.” He looked at Dethyl, unsure if he should trust what his words implied. He wanted too, badly, but was it worth the risk? Fuck it. He was already going to suffer if the nightmare failed. He may as well go all the way. 

“No, unfortunately, I woke up to this. I wasn’t present for their creation nor was I shown how they are placed. From what I have managed to observe, it seems to work by placing a barrier around the mind or what parts it can contain, leaving the body in a state of mindless suggestibility. No inhibitions, no pain response, no effort to control. What that means for attempted removal, I can only guess.” 

“At can at least agree that it’s not very fun having no one to rule, but this is practically the same thing.” He shrugged, stepping up to the one of the mentally vacant Hylians. The demon flicked the man in the face, waiting for some kind of response. Man, they really were just mindless, weren’t they? Well if he was going to get to the bottom of this, he needed to try a few things. 

[so tfw you're so used to weird spooky ghost shit happening in your house that when you hear a fucking pot get flung across the kitchen in the dead of night and go out to investigate, pot squarely in the middle of the kitchen floor, you just go 'ok' and pick it up and put it back on the counter.

A - Age: Almost 28 B - Biggest fear: Losing people I care about C - Current time: 12:56am D - Drink you last had:  Raspberry Lemonade E - Every day starts with: Wanting to go back to bed F - Favourite song: The Fools Who Dream - Emma Stone G - Ghosts are they real: LMAO come to my house you will leave a believer I - In love with: burbs and mushrooms K - Killed someone: Nahhh too messy, hire someone else to do it L - Last time you cried: Like yesterday, I cry all the time cause I’m a baby M - Middle name: Marie N - Number of siblings: 3 brothers O - One wish: Everyone I care about to be happy and healthy P - Person you last called/texted:  My brother’s gf Q - Questions you are always asked: “Where is the bathroom?” at work R - Reasons to smile: When birds do cute shit S - Song last sang: Clay - Grace Vanderwall T - Time you woke up: 1:15pm U - Underwear colour: purple and pink VS panties ;9 V - Vacation destination: GOIN 2 DIDNEY WORL SOON THEN TO THE DR W - Worst habit: Picking my fingernails when I get nervous X - X-Rays you’ve had: Teeth mostly, ankle once, abdomen a few times Y - Your favourite food: Sweet potato fries Z- Zodiac sign: Pisces

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