Sorry This Blog Fucking Sucks

throwback to when my family left me alone the day after i got my wisdom teeth removed and all i did was play super mario 3D world

So this whole “split universe” thing was really the publisher not knowing how to spell their own fucking IP.

this is the most dramatic video I’ve ever seen

I’m gagging…

I thought the caption was an exaggeration but it’s not

I cant be mad but like… Jesus

Ive watched this like 3 times

Me on a first date: why do you wanna fuck me and be specific…..really specific

i dont know what to do i never thought penguins were that small this is too much for me

Wait… How big did you think they were??

I can’t believe you would all just reblog photos of the great emperor penguin destruction of Sydney. We’re still suffering through the aftermath.

This man actually paid a double to go to the premier pretending to be him /and no one fucking noticed/ I cannot believe 2017

furries really ruined werewolves for me

Damn I wish a werewolf would ruin me…………

i can’t believe you made me read this

/dragged/me

me: good morning brain: it’s Feel Bad Time me: good nite

When you get fly as fuck and ya plans get canceled