Detective_Beans

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

This but Stayrus in Dragon form with Cat!MC

having collaborative ocs with friends will have you saying shit like "what if scimble was bumpus wouldnt that be funny" and then like two weeks later its one of the most important pieces of lore you have

@yourdeargatsby this could be us

It should be us

@peckforlovingheck That one incorrect quote with Fionán judging Laura's driving that turned into HSAU lore

*whispers* Costco lore

@detective-beans

@quiteimpossibletodescribe I’ve never felt more called out in my life.