You wouldn't hit a birthday boy.

Bondage Dom's Subs and More sounds like the name of a very interesting sandwich restaurant

it’s unlikely I’ll die on my hill because I have created a mott & bailey castle up here which is difficult to assault unless you have sophisticated siege equipment

THE BOTTOM IS A PAINTING????

also does a really good job reminding the view just how much air quality has improved since we stopped burning coal in every building lol

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

before trump and the creation of ANTIFA as a boogeyman, the fbi listed animal liberation and 'eco-terrorism' as the number 1 domestic terror threat.