Be my friend in time

in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

the theories get even more egregious during the imperial era, with people straight up thinking she joined the rebellion in secret and is loading her songs with subliminal rebel propaganda. their main piece of evidence for this is if you play a certain song backwards, it sounds like she’s saying “freedom” in shyriiwook. the fans get really defensive if you point out she’s performed at the yearly empire day celebration thrice now and her family historically owned ewok slaves

honestly season 3/4 garak really seems like he wants to fuck constable odo. which is overshadowed by him wanting to fuck bashir but honestly the thing he and odo have is also something else. but i fear it might be one sided. odo is aware of it and think it speaks to garak's bad taste but he's still nice to him bc of their daddy issues solidarity

garak is doing this entire coquettish thing in improbable cause/the die is cast like oh i don't know if he will consider me worthy of his attentions otherwise.... as i am but a sad nobody... i will blow myself up for attention.... and odo is like i recognize a deep hole in you i also have. let's bump holes together over breakfast. and then the klingons think that's real gay

I absolutely believe Odo and Garak slept together, probably after Odo becomes solid and Garak's bored and semi-permanently in claustrophobic panic while in jail. "Let me introduce you to sensation and the, um, pleasures of the flesh. We'll start with food and drink and clothes, and move on from there." It would certainly brighten up that long 6 months. One day I'll work out how to tell this story.

Garak gets him to try kanar by kissing him after taking a shot

lost 40 people on spider day, and 40 people on sharpened banana day 😔 these bits are costly