Warm Like Blood. Tastes Like Wine.

maybe i’ll procrastinate later

this speaks to me on a spiritual level

do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something

Some people must experience the world in a more exciting way than I do

Can I donate my menstrual cycle to a misogynistic white middle aged male

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

Extra credit: Tell them to “calm down.”

ask them if they’re on their period

This. All of this.

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

those are some fancy guitars

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

String trumpets.

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

lol

I’m very pro-rereading books you loved as a child at different stages in your life

No offense but if one of your friends is excited about something & you make them feel stupid 4 being excited about it, you’re the worst type of person. 

what do u mean “what have i been up to” … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch