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just in time for spooky month! content warning for: death, suicide, coarse language, and sexual themes. feel free to change pronouns/names/tense as needed!
β in times like these, we have no words. we only have each other. β
β youβre invisible when youβre sad. β
β grown-ups wanna fix things; when they canβt, it only fills them with shame. β
β is it being greedy to need someone to see me? β
β such a bold departure from the original source material! β
the whole being dead thing
β hey ____ ! begginβ your pardon β
β letβs skip the tears. β
β if i hear your cellphone ringing, iβll kill you myself. β
β death can get a person stressed. β
β just relax, youβll be fine! β
β YOUβRE ALL GONNA DIE. β
β nobody is bullet proof. β
β time to face the brutal truth. β
β hey, thatβs just statistics! β
β THEREβS A GIANT SNAKE HERE! β
β thatβs the thing with life: nobody makes it out alive.Β β
β toss that body in the pit! β
β when youβre dead, who gives a shit? β
β iβve mastered the art of tearing convention apart. β
β every curve and surface speaks to me. β
β i know to the untrained eye itβs boring. β
β youβre not mentally prepared to make room for ____. β
β ____, why donβt you live? β
β look at these jugs! β
β i'll protect you in a motherβs embrace. β
β thatβs what youβve done. β
β are we willing to take the next step? β
β soon enough, our hopes and dreams will be crushed. β
β the wi-fi should be faster. β
β the bathroom is a disaster! β
β what about world peace? β
β we should learn mandarin... or spanish, at least. β
β now weβre totally, completely, maybe eighty percent ready.Β β
the whole being dead thing pt. 2
β did i say netherworld? nevermind! β
β jesus, i canβt spell. β
β letβs all get naked! β
β what is happening? β
β i understand itβs a lot to process. β
β lucky for you i dropped by. β
β just stick with me. β
β money? ah, who gives a shit. β
β cβmon, letβs make out a bit. β
β itβs the perfect day to die! β
β i need a little help here. β
β iβm probably talking to myself here. β
β are you here,Β ____? β
β iβm tired of trying to iron out my creases. β
β iβm a bunch of broken pieces. β
β it was you who made me whole. β
β hurry up, get happy. β
β ____ is in denial. β
β they want me to smile and clap like a performing seal. β
β you held my hand and life came easy.Β β
β i want something to believe in, or iβm done. β
β wake me when iβm twenty one. β
β wonβt you send a sign? β
β iβm running out of hope and time. β
β you are super polite. β
β all of that is finished tonight. β
β i want scary faces! β
β look at me, iβm so scaaaary! β
β would a little anger kill ya? β
β iβm trying to fill you with wisdom and skill and the instinct to KILL! β
β we donβt want to kill anyone. β
β somehow, someway, you gotta makeΒ βem see ya. β
β learn to throw your voice! β
β now THAT is cool! β
β scareΒ βem awake until they break. β
β theyβll be quaking in fright! β
β youβve got some evil deep down inside you.Β β
β letβs start with things that you hate. β
β hateβs a very strong word. β
β what fills you with rage? β
β kids call me βdudeβ. β
β oh, i find that so rude! β
β maybe this time pretend like you mean it. β
β i know beggars canβt be choosers, but... β
β yeah? well that was a soliloquy. so youβre the one whoβs being rude. β
β get your head in the game. β
β letβs hide their phones! β
β how will i ever survive? β
β weβre very, very scary!Β β
β if we want our ____ back, we have to fight for it! β
β no one can see us. β
β weβre ready as weβll ever get. β
β i gotta get right outside my comfort zone. β
β the universe is more than just space with no end. β
β just think of the universe as a female best friend. β
β youβre on the right track. β
β iβm helping you grow.Β β
β think positive, act positive. β
β you dictate the hand the universe deals. β
β science makes no sense. β
β go with your feels! β
β what are they saying? β
β buy more crystals. β
β everything happens for a reason. β
β be a beacon of light in the world. β
β gee, i hate to break it to you... β
β the earthβs a small place. β
β positivity is a luxury few can afford. β
β one day you may wake up alone. β
β thatβs specific...Β β
β you cry yourself to sleep in deep despair. β
β put some more fun in the world. β
β is this still about me? β
β sounds like terrible things can happen. β
β the universe is random. β
invisible (reprise) / on the roof
β youβre invisible when youβre me. β
β thereβs no one to see my truth. β
β whatβs the point of even trying? β
β nobody said lifeβs fair. β
β by the time you read this, i, ____, will be gone. β
β thereβs nothing for me here. β
β that makes two of us. β
β who the hell are you? β
β IβM GONNA HAVE A NEW BEST FRIEND!Β β
β you could use a buddy. β
β donβt you want a pal? β
β you should stick around. β
β together weβll exterminate, assassinate--!Β β
β the finer points can wait. β
β you wonβt believe how far iβll go. β
β i donβt know your name. β
β howΒ βbout a game of charades?Β β
β wow, iβm impressed! β
β oh this is gonna be so good! β
β youβre so smart. β
β iβll think about your offer. β
β iβve been swimming with piranhas; i donβt need a shark.Β β
β yes life sucks, but not that much. β
β be a doll and spare the lecture. β
β really, itβs a flattering offer. β
β so playing hardball, huh? you are... tougher than you look. β
β just wanna make sure i know who iβm working with. β
β got any references? β
β our troubles all ended on the day we befriended him. β
β every word is the truth. β
β that was possession. β
β then ____, what do i need you for? β
β theyβre sweet, but iβm a demon straight from hell! β
β i know i went a little hard on the sell... β
β weβre BF-F-F-Fβs forever!. β
β what? he was already dead. β
β together we can make a grown man weep. β
β i got a dinner date to keep. β
β okay, so whatβs the plan? β
β teach ____ a lesson. β
β iβll lead that lamb to slaughter. β
β iβll make him say my name. β
day-o (the banana boat song) (act one finale)
β i have only known this amazing, amazing person a few months... i donβt even know how many, iβd have to check my paystubs! β
β as my guru always says... β
β whatβs going on? are you alright? β
β i-i am so sorry, i donβt- i donβt know what just happened. β
β do you need to lie down? β
β what is happening to me?Β β
β wait. why arenβt you dancing? β
β this house is haunted, and the ghosts who live here want you out! β
β NO, IβM A VEGAN! β
β please, forgive me, if i had known... β
β you moron, donβt apologize! β
β weβre gonna be rich! β
β a genuine haunted house? β
β these ghosts are gonna make us a fortune! β
β no, youβre supposed to be scared! β
β iβm so sorry, it didnβt work... β
β thereβs one thing that can still stop him. β
β you donβt know what will happen. β
β i canβt keep living like this!Β β
β iβm so glad you changed your mind. β
β you are never gonna regret this.Β β
β we are gonna make such a great team. β
β itβs our house now! β
β looks like we're notΒ invisible anymore! β