Je suce à français~

"--Aah. Better be glad you were watching a good movie or else I would've jumped on top of this thing and start singing Wrecking Ball." Skylar, without hesitation, scampered over to where the already made bowl of popcorn was and slid it back in the fort; following closely behind it. "Don't disappoint me now, Kronk!"

Oh my jeebus… I totally saw that picture on google the other day! Nice try, sweetheart. But you aren’t getting me that easily. You aren’t gonna pull a fast on like that on me, nope, not gonna happen. Now play along with your tiny little round sprinkles, people who really care about their sprinkles handle the long, stick like ones.

…Those must be the smallest banks in the history of banks because considering you have so little, these banks must’ve filled up fast. Did you make them out of legos or something? I think your argument is invalid if anything because I can smell the bullshit from over here.

Open RP ~

+6~

“Indeed we are! Well, hello Nattie— It’s a pleasure to meet you. I might want to warn you, though, I can be very awkward at times and I apologize in advance… But that’s only sometimes.”

Yeah, there is, as a matter of fact— And fine, you wanna see them? Well, I’m sorry, Sir, But those are in a safe and confidential place; They cannot be seen by certain people like yourself. No hard feelings, right?

I’d like to see them, just cause I don’t believe you. Oh, that sucks. Storing them in the First National Bank of Bullshit? I think so because I know for a fact you’ve got none. But alright, no hard feelings Miss No Sprinkles.

...Please. It's in the First, Second, and Third International Bank of Non-Bullshit. Because you see, the first one couldn't hold all those sprinkles, so I had to move on to the second, and then the third. Your argument is invalid.

+2~

“—But I don’t feel like going all the way to some store to get a maid costume or whatever. It’s too far… Besides, I wouldn’t be doing anything in it other than sitting around and possibly eating some candy, making the place even dirtier. Ooh, I could be like some hellbent maid.” Sky laughed, shaking her head as well. “I’d be such a rebel.”

Why? Is there something wrong about me doubting you? You seem to be a pretty doubtful person. Alright, sure ya do. I'll believe it when I see it which is never cause you've got none.

Yeah, there is, as a matter of fact— And fine, you wanna see them? Well, I'm sorry, Sir, But those are in a safe and confidential place; They cannot be seen by certain people like yourself. No hard feelings, right?