Vibe Check!

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

Genuinely is this just the human experience because. I always feel insane in my emotions and how I think I’m perceived by others

can you take my white ass to funkytown

nope. torture city again

come on

i love u tzatziki i love u pita i love u olive oil i love u foccacia i love u hummus i love u flat bread

Mediterranean diet save me

not a cigarette smoker but i believe in their beliefs

Your boyfriend starts mumbling in Latin in his sleep and it scares the hell out of you but upon translation he’s introducing himself, inquiring on the price of grain, attempting to sell dormice, brainstorming silly Saturnalia gift ideas. In his sleep he somehow becomes a 1st century BC plebeian, of modest means but with a pleasant outlook on mundane life.

when his roman empire is the roman empire

ok i’ve washed my hair and put on a big t shirt there is no mental illness in this body

The above caption egregious omits that the fish and lobsters are singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

“here comes the sun” hits different when you remember the beatles were british

“It seems like years since it’s been here” that’s because it has been years, george

Everybody talks about children of divorced parents but let's talk about the true soldiers. Children of "will you pls get a fucking divorce" parents