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everyone should thank me because as bad as i am, i am holding myself back from being much worse

yes i am smart. yes i am stupid. it’s called being flexible.

logically, i know villains are bad and awful and have usually done terrible things, but i see a hot villain do the villain smirk™ and i just lose all self control

oh to be pinned against a wall by my arch nemesis who i am secretly pining for and smirk insolently up at them while fantasizing about kissing them and being kissed back as they lean forward until our noses are almost touching to whisper threats which are meant to intimidate me but only turn me on more in my ear

buttoning or unbuttoning the cuffs of someone else’s shirt for them is such an intimate and sacred experience

i mean, you could try and court me traditionally but holding a knife to my throat while kissing works too