f o r e v e r s e a r c h i n g

the second radish is 29 feet away

mentally i am forklift certified

dreaming about driving a forklift doesn't count as certification.

nobody understands me

high speed clownload

100 sillybytes per second

How the fuck do you not know who Prometheus is 

Do I look like a Greek Mythologist

all you need to know is guy gets his liver eaten by big bird every day

So it’s not Greek Mythology?

Wait why the fuck is big bird eating his liver

It is Greek mythology, it’s A LARGE BIRD. NOT BIGBIRD. I REPEAT, NOT BIGBIRD

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

that sex was poggers but i have to go back to discussing the morality of cannibalism with strangers on the internet now

that “oooo” when someone got In Trouble in elementary school… that was a greek chorus

get it ann from 1943