#deserthooker

BUCKYNAT AU: Anastasia

I almost failed math three times in junior high / high school

I never passed any AP exams

My SAT scores were mediocre

I was four different majors in college and still didn’t figure out what I wanted to do until I was about 26

Currently:

I have a Masters and am working on a second

I have a job I like in a field I love 

I am conversational in Japanese

I am aiming to save all the homeless queer youths in NYC

In short:

It is okay if you don’t know what you want to do right now

You will figure it out

Sometimes a random job will lead to a career

Sometimes you will only work jobs and never have a career– THAT IS FINE

In the long run, no one cares about your GPA

A good resume is important!!

This 30-second video of Nicki Minaj explaining what “beez in the trap” means is the most important and wonderful thing I’ve seen today.

— Central Park, New York City

— Barcelona, Spain

— Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

— Male, Maldives

— Niagra Falls, USA/Canadian border

— Tulip fields, Holand

— Egyptian Pyramids

— Artificial Islands, Dubai

— Venice, Italia

Teyrna Eleanor Cousland’s background story (also her father’s name is actually Fearchar since the text was garbled)

“Eleanor Mac Eanraig was the daughter of Bann Fearchar Mac Eanraig of the Storm Coast, a famous raider who was known as the Storm Giant. From birth Eleanor and her three siblings were raised on the deck of a warship. Although all four of the Mac Eanraig children were skilled raiders, Eleanor was by far the most skilled, and at the age of fifteen she took down her first Orlesian warship.

Eleanor’s ship the Mistral, soon became infamous for capturing and sinking Orlesian ships. As Eleanor’s reputation grew, the Orlesians soon began to call her the Seawolf, and eventually her name began to overshadow that of her father.

After King Maric reclaimed Denerim, the rebel army knew the Orlesians would attempt to take back the city by sea. Bann Fearchar called upon every available soldier to bolster his fleet in preperation for the attack. With the help of the soldiers the crew on every one of Fearchar’s ships was doubled, and those soldiers who were unable to keep their rations down were stationed along the rocky coast of the Waking Sea to protect the ships by land.

Lord Bryce Cousland, a decorated young military commander, joined the Bann’s fleet and led a contingent of soldiers from the deck of Eleanor’s ship the Mistral. Bryce and Eleanor’s first meeting went so terribly that it was immortalized in the famous sea chantey called “The Soldier and the Seawolf”.

Although Eleanor and Bryce initially came into to conflict with each other, the two worked well together. Together Eleanor and Bryce destroyed a dozen warships in the Battle of Denerim Harbor, and the two soon became good friends.

Shortly after the battle Bryce Cousland’s father, Teyrn William Cousland, died of an illness, and as his only son, Bryce was forced to deliver the body from South Reach to Highever. When Bryce arrived at Highever, the nobles were shocked to see the Couslands return to their home after a near seventy year absence, and quikly swore fealty to him. Many of Amaranthine’s freeholders soon swore allegiance to Bryce, instead of their arl, which complicated the proceeding of Bryce’s ascension to Teyrn.

It ultimately took Bryce four months to claim his seat as teyrn of Highever, and every day as he waited he sent a letter to Eleanor, some days Bryce even sent more than one. The two eventually met face to face once more at King Maric’s formal coronation in the capital.