The Ask Blog of Bill

(Actually, on second thought, you flesh bags are a bunch of perverts and creeps so fine fine, lets set up some ground rules) If you don't know who I am, well you're in luck champ! I'm gonna tell you exactly who I am, your new OVERLORD OF THE UNIVERSE AND GOD!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! bUT you can call me Bill Cipher! Because that's my name you dummy! I'm currently trapped in therapy after some no-life-loser ruined my plan of liberating you all, so thank him for causing what's happening in the world right now. If it were me in charge, you'd all be partying like it's 1980-something and you just found out what psychedelics are!

So, now onto some ground rules for you puny mortal brains to follow; 1. Don't send me your weird fleshy human crotch bits, those are design flaws and I do not want them anywhere near me............Unless your name is Stanford 'Filbrick' Pines and you have six fingers, then you can. Fordsy I know you will find this somehow!! (No NSFW asks or RP requests unless we are mutuals and you are above the age of 20)

2. Be patient, I got like 20 minutes per day that I can access this barely working computer and Toothy isn't all that good at distracting the pigs, so if I don't pay you attention right away, maybe take a chill pill and go rest up in the 'Solitary Wellness Void' for a couple of hours. I'm sure that won't give you any more lasting trauma. (...idk how more obvious I can make this point, be patient as said. UPDATED: I will purposely not answer certain asks until certain things happen to keep up with the story me and Caine-writer are building on)

3. [ORIGINAL POINT REMOVED BY THERAPRISM STAFF - DO NOT SEND PATIENT ANY WEAPONS OR DANGEROUS ITEMS. HE IS HERE FOR THE SAKE OF HEALING, AND TRUST US, HE IS PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF CAUSING DESTRUCTION AND CHAOS ON HIS OWN] (In case of this blog being deleted by Theraprism staff, follow my bunk 'buddy'. For some reason staff likes him way more than me...Monsters)

I APPRECIATE THE SENTIMENT THAT YOU'D WANT TO MAKE A SHRINE THAT IS GRAND AND BEAUTIFUL LIKE SIXERS (Let's ignore he cut a FEW corners by not having my LIMITED EDITION Radiation Scented candles and the Roach Scented body wash, BUT YOU WIN SOME, YOU LOSE SOME, HE SURE WAS PASSIONATE ABOUT WORSHIPING ME!) BUT LET ME BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU, because I'm the one who the shrine is about, THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEND MONEY TO MAKE A SHRINE FOR ME!!

yOU have some loose paper around your house?? DRAW ME ON IT AND STICK IT TO YOUR WALL!!! You have a printer or can use a printer for free? PRINT OUT AS MANY IMAGES OF ME AS YOU CAN AND STICK THEM ON YOUR WALL!!! You know how to create little doodads or create things out of cloth? MAKE SOMETHING IN MY IMAGE AND START SETTING UP A BILL-SHRINE SPACE!!

Tsk, don't mind 'em. Insulted we're still entertaining you or something.

Here!

Since it's a cold blooded earth creature that benefits from the sun and there really is no such thing as sunlight in the Therapriam. This provides UVB, something your unfeeling heartless evil snake boo will likely appreciate.(those descriptors are flattery).

I'm sure you know what amount of exposure would get too much for the lovely, so don't test it! Treat it nice. It'll love it.(and you)

Heres the drawing by itself

I hope you like it

ADDED TO THE WALL! OF COURSE I LIKE IT! YOU REALLY CAPTURED MY RADIANT LOOKING-STRAIGHT-THROUGH-YOUR-SOUL STARE THAT SOME PEOPLE MISS! KEEP ON SENDING ME YOUR CREATIONS OF ME, IT ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT, EMPOWER ME IN ANY WAY AT ALL!!

Oh- now that's just r- SHK- Ridicilous!

AHaHAHa!!!

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He knows I make it out of these squabbles!

Didn't realize to say anything, because I thought that whole bondage thingamajig was unrelated. But I'm realizing as I replay things for anything I may have missed, that nothing really else happened at least according to my records.

And l'm just dAndy!

I'm s-z- SUre there are many proven scientific studies that animals improve inmates wellbeing and growth. I can dig up some papers if you deem it really necessary for me to prove. Hold on, I'I do it right now.

*flickers through text*

Here's o- ONE- one, immediately. "unintended rehabilitation: a comparatitive Analysis of Prison Animal Programs" which sites some inmate quotes

"What I learn from my [animal] is patience, love and caring, and trust. When these [animals] first come in, their problem is trust. When I first come into prison, that was my problem"

"You know, on the outside I've never had accomplishments. l've never worked long enough to see something through to success" implying this is different.

"...this program is important to me. It enriches my life- lets me know l can succeed at something. If we want to stay in the program, we really have to be on our best behavior at all times. lf we get one major infraction, which is really easy to do in here, we get kicked out."

I acknowledge that Bill Cipher is not a regular inmate of just any world with even an easily discernable amount of crimes and these studies are of humans specifically, because their records are easy to scrape in a jiffy — but I believe this is supposed to be a REHABILITATION effort at the end of the day.

While I think it might be legimate to seperate them for a PERIOD of time when he outbursts, you should not be taking "Billzebub" as I believe the creature is called — permanently. And it seems you've been keeping it for some bit now. You should at least try to use methods that seem to work on lower criminals, which is, allowing them to form connections. Even if those are for animals. Perhaps it will bloom into something eventually. You can't force anything. Forcing rarely leads to actual change.

And I also acknowledge that with this letter, the inmate in question might be refusing this, because he does not want to be framed as capable of change. I do not care. As the one "wronged" here, I'm telling him to shut his eye and let me defend his health and right to keep bonds to other life forms.

[FOOTAGE PULLED BY ------, INTERACTION BY PATIENT #323322 AND ORB OF HEALING LIGHT #D-SM2]

Are you the Unfathomable Being known as "Dennis" to tell me what to do? N O! SO I'M GOING TO KEEP MY EYE ON HIM AS I LIKE IT. CALL IT SPYING, I CALL IT PROTECTING MY ASSETS, OKAY? aLSO! SOMETIMES, I NEED ME TIME, HE NEED HIM TIME, THIS WORKS FOR US WHEN EVERY OTHER TIME, IN THIS SPACE WITHOUT TIME, WE ARE ALWAYS TOGETHER.