SENTENCE MEME ⟶ BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL / 2.05 –– 2.06
always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
“If you’re a fan of airplanes, this is going to be a great day.”
“Are you about to Beautiful Mind this?”
“Is it annoying that I hold this pen?”
“I think your douche-meter is usually about half mast, but right now it’s about three-quarters full.”
“Oh, he ‘discovered’ it alright.”
“To be fair, fuck Christopher Columbus.”
“The sea’s choppy here, must be haunted!”
“Don’t you think that’s strange?”
“The Titanic was a mighty one, and she’s lying at the bottom.”
“These don’t do much for me.”
“What are you positing here? That it’s in an alternate dimension?”
“I’m gonna need documentation on this.”
“[laughing] You’re seething!”
“I can’t believe you think this is not weird.”
“I can’t believe you think that boats don’t think.”
“Certainly it’s a strange case.”
“That’s the Navy saying that. Not me. The fucking Navy.”
“In comparison to the ocean, it’s a small area.”
“Is this all one theory or two?”
“So, judging by my patterns of how I present theories..”
“We’re about to enter some choppy territory here.”
“One theory suggests that those lost in the Bermuda Triangle are now residents of the legendary lost civilization of Atlantis.”
“Are they breathing underwater?”
“I can see your face and it’s just fuming.”
“I think if there was a blackhole anywhere near our solar system, everything would cease to exist.”
“Well, we don’t know anything about blackholes.”
“Blackholes aren’t unicorns.”
“I think there’s a lot that you don’t know.”
“Have you thought about a blackhole that could possibly only be opened up with someone wants it to?”
“Okay, tell me about underwater Area 51.”
“I’m not trusting anyone on a Carnival Cruise.”
“I’ve never been on one and I will never go on one.”
“This is shopped to high heaven.”
“That is the shittiest footage I’ve ever seen.”
“I think I’ve got a better understanding than you do.”
“There’s other science that we don’t know about.”
“Let’s just talk about ghosts.”
“Let’s just say some brutal murders happened in there that would lend itself to being haunted.”
“I’m freezing, so as scary as it is in there, let’s go inside.”
“Apparently this room is haunted by children.”
“Give that baby a basketball.”
“Why is it only murdered people who get to be ghosts?”
“Why can’t someone who choked on a peanut get to be a ghost?”
“That’s not how things work.”
“You know, people don’t like their stepmothers.”
“Dude, get away from me. What’s wrong with you?”
“Imagine this being the last thing you see.”
“Why are you imagining that? There’s something wrong with you.”
“Should we turn the light off?”
“I’ve got some heavy news.”
“We should probably give her a little holler.”
“You can see when things start to pile up against her.”
“I was just gonna yell ‘showtime!!!!!’.”
“It reminds me of Downton Abbey a little bit.”
“I feel like a little lord in this room.”
“You’re just gonna take it all?”
“I’m not doing this because I want to steal.”
“I’m doing this because I want to give the ghost significant reason to haunt me.”
“I want the ghosts to be upset with me.”
“I think they’re already inherently upset with you.”
“They didn’t waste time going to work with that money.”
“I’d like to see you wear a dress from that time period.”
“I didn’t feel so weird in the other rooms, but I do feel very uncomfortable in here.”
“We’ve disrespected this room way too much.”
“We’re sleeping here tonight, we can’t even run away.”
“Be the first ghost to murder someone in history.”
“Say something, you don’t have to get violent.”
“Both of them seem dubious as hell.”
“When I’m trying to fall asleep, I feel like I hear everything.”
“They were both helping each other with their alibis.”
“You know me, a fan of conspiracy theories.”
“This doesn’t seem that crazy to me.”
“Wait, are you agreeing with me?”
“Could you imagine if you got sleep paralysis in this room?”
“Oh my god, why would you fucking say that?”
“Imagine lifting your head up and just seeing a face in the window.”
“You know one of my great fears if a face!”
“That sounds like literally a nightmare.”
“You know one of my big fears is a face staring at me through a window.”
“Not much progress has been made here.”
“As you can see, it’s now morning.”
“I don’t think this place is haunted.”
“You’re creepier than I am!”
