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Dream: “He’s hanging out with her all the time. We need to get him out of his girlfriend arc.”

Donation: “George picked a girlfriend over Dream? Has Dream lost his touch?”

Sapnap: “Dream did lose his touch George doesn’t care about Dream anymore.”

Dream: “What touch? I haven’t changed at all.”

Sapnap: “I don’t know… George just had enough of you.”

Dream: “George loves me.”

Sapnap: “Not anymore.”

Dream: “Well- why did-why did he say that before- earlier on Snapchat?”

Sapnap: “That doesn’t mean he loves you.”

Dream: “It does. That means he loves me.”

Sapnap: “That’s not what it means.”

Dream: “It means he loves me.”

Sapnap: “Then why is he spending more time with his girlfriend than you?”

THEY ARE LITERALLY WENDY’S AND BURGER KING

no one:

The only person who could match him at fast talking someone into a bad destructive idea is Quackity, and I think Tommy would do it first and do it better.

The idea he’s some UwU innocent whose never done anything wrong is just such a disservice to his character.

To me it’s similar to saying because Sapnap cares about Beckerson Sapnap doesn’t actually kill everyone’s pets all the time.

The man is a pile of get rich quick schemes baked in guilt trips and theft. He has his soft or scared moments but his main response to challenges is manipulation and destruction. And that’s so much fun.

The rare moments where he puts others before himself or gives up something he wants are precious and fascinating because the next day he’ll be back to wanting those things at costs he’s not prepared to pay.

He’ll challenge someone to a duel, agree to the terms loose and then just keep talking until he gets his way anyway. That’s who he is.