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hihi!!! I'm Nova
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I don't mind spam notifications
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no one more frugal than an upper middle class man who earns more than you
this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play
In the early twenty-first century, "play" is a commonly used suffix (or follow up word) to describe a sexual kink activity. For example "waxplay" represents a sexual activity involving hot wax for sensory purposes (mild pain and pleasure), while "ageplay" refers to sexual activities that emphasize a (simulated or real) gap in the ages of participants. Regardless, the idea of X play is (sexually) playing with X.
"Word play" is not a sexual activity. It is the act of using the structure and definition of language to make jokes. Puns are a common type of "word play." It is playing with words, without any connotation of sexual activity.
The above poster is well aware of this definition. The are humorously claiming ignorance of word play. Adding to the humor is the fact that the above is an example of "word play" as it draws attention to the sexual use of the word "play" and the very innocent use of it.
if I were me, where would I have put my keys
when you see a tumblr poll with this picture attached and you know it's time to lock the fuck in lest you get a bad grade in an impromptu absurdist pop quiz you didn't know you were about to take
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public defenders get behind me. iβll defend you this time
βso you like criminals?β I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.
βEridians dislike earth because they abandoned Grace.β *Incorrect Buzzer Sound* ya missed the point of the story buddy! Itβs not about someone being βbadβ itβs about the incredible power of love and that love being worth dying for!
Gimmie Eridians who are absolutely heartbroken to hear that humans where so desperate and so scared that they where willing to part with not just one Grace, there were three of them! Gimmie Eridians touched to find that the humans planned a way for their sacrifices to be as comfortable as possible. Gimmie Eridians who send earth a message saying βWe know it must have hurt to send your heroes to die, but one made it and heβs safe here. We lost 22 good Eridians on the journey we would have lost 23 if not for your Grace.β
Give me humans sitting on Earth slowly coming to the conclusion that when we look up not only are we not alone, someone out there is alive because of one of us. That no matter what we think of ourselves a whole species thinks highly of us because we helped save the galaxy. Give me humans who figure out how to send a probe to Erid filled to the brim with messages for Grace and footage of a monument being raised that reads his name, his crews names, and then βin memory of the 22 Eridians who lost their lives on the journey to save the stars.β
I think the weirdest form of fatphobia I keep bumping into is writers suddenly becoming deeply concerned with physical realism when a fat character is involved even in contexts where everybody's physical capabilities are explicitly bullshit. "They're fat, it wouldn't make sense for them to have super speed" and it would make sense for the 98-pound twink to be able to run at Mach Fuck? That's something skinny people can do in real life, is it?
Tragedy alignment chart. Feel free to use, but please reblog if you do.
And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in
Many jokes about packers flopping out and bouncing away and such but I still wasn't prepared for how genuinely disconcerting it is for a second when your brain has accepted this as Part Of Your Body & your thang fell off. My pebis
Every time I pull my pants down to go to the bathroom and watch My Penis go with them I have to like. Recalibrate
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It's the last day of April
Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped
[ID: a pot of water boiling on a stove. End ID]
I am a fan of the dynamic where there's no leak and Shane moves to the Cens of his own accord and then Shane and Ilya never come out exactly but they just live openly and all these dumbass hockey players are just like
"Oh yeah they're just like that. They live together and room together and vacation together and get mad if they're separated on the bench. And they kiss in the locker room sometimes but it's you know. They're joking around. Good guys. Gay? Well---no I don't think so. I mean that's weird. Roz is a pussy hound. I mean I've never seen him with a woman but you know he is. Anyway Hollander had that whole thing with Rose Landry and he still talks about her, I think he's still hung up on her. Poor guy. I did walk in on Hollander sleeping on Roz's lap the other day but they were just getting in sync for power play you know? You reporters always want to make everything gay it's so weird. What do you mean 'why do they kiss so much' they're the top goal scoring duo in the league"
one of many from that video commissions <3
My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!
Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune
She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter
i quit cold turkey
quit what?
cold turkey
yeah but what did you quit
im telling you, i quit cold turkey
alcohol?
no i quit cold turkey
i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit
and im telling you i quit cold turkey
wait. you quit cold turkey?
yes i quit cold turkey
like the meat?
no i dont like it thats why i quit it
cold turkey?
no im gradually weaning myself off it

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skateboard will be so fictionalized that people forget we all have one inside of us. like the war of course but like they arent just fantasy creatures.... its just In There
hey. So skeletons may have autocorrected to skateboard,
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