So many OC's!

Still about the Charming, Ella, Bridget, Maddox friendship/polycule

some are nsfw beware

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Maddox, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top? Bridget: Charming's in the kitchen.

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Maddox: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves? Bridget: Milfs. Ella: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves. Maddox: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for??? Charming: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties. Charming: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago. Ella: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck. Maddox: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK— Maddox: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY! Charming: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries? Bridget: What? No! It isn't! Charming: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME! Ella: Charming… Charming: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION! Ella: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you. Charming: MADDOX, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION! Maddox: The word milf has been ruined for me. Bridget: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS! Ella: Y'all are dumbasses.

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Ella: When I was married, you know what Charming often said to me? Bridget: Please stop sleeping with other people?

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Maddox: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts! Bridget, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack. Ella, deadpanning at Bridget: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.

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Bridget: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes. Charming: Wow, I've gotta hear this. Bridget: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share. Charming: You forgot pride. Bridget: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

(Charming is the neighbor)

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Maddox: Wow, Bridget, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. Bridget: We literally slept together yesterday. Maddox: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

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Charming: I like your new pants! Maddox: Thanks, they were 50% off! Charming: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. winks Maddox: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Charming: Thats’s… not what I meant. Maddox: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Charming.

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Ella: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one. Charming: Erm… it’s nice see your smile when you win! later Ella: He's probably just staring at my ass, isn't he. Bridget: I mean, I would do it too.

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Ella: Maddox, you'll be working with Charming and Bridget. Maddox: Alright! My fantasy threesome! Everyone else: blank stares Maddox: …Of people on a team.

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Bridget: Bonjour, Maddox. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi? Maddox: No, I don't want to sleep with you. Bridget: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross croquet instructor.

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Maddox: This bloodline ends with me. Ella: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

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Charming: If it’s any consolation, she got me here on a very misleading text message. Ella: Technically, you are about to be screwed in the biology room.

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Ella: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? Charming: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

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Ella: Bridget, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right? Bridget, naked in Ella's bed: No, I absolutely do not. Ella, already taking off their clothes: Fuck… Me neither.

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Ella, at Bridget: Would you like to stay for dinner? Charming, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!

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Bridget: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid. Ella: You always act stupid. Ella: Ella: Wait…

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Charming: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it. Maddox: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

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Charming: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Maddox! Maddox: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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Bridget: Pfft, you should meet Maddox, He's such a tsundere. Ella: He… he just stabbed you. Bridget: So cute.

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Maddox: Are we fighting or flirting? Bridget: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Maddox: Your point?

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Ella: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Bridget: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Ella: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Bridget: Is it working?

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Ella: So, what is Maddox to you? Bridget: The reason I wake up every morning. Ella: …That’s adorable. Maddox earlier that morning, barging into Bridget′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

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Charming: You need a hobby. Bridget: I have a hobby! Charming: Fawning over Ella isn’t a hobby.

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Ella: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Charming: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Ella: … Ella: You mean ring bearER, right? Charming: … Ella: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Bridget: I'm so happy, I could kiss you! Maddox: Um…Neat. later Maddox, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Charming. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid. Charming, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Maddox. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Ella confessed her love for me? Maddox: Didn't you thank her? Charming: closes the book and looks at the ceiling I fucking thanked her.

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Bridget: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you? Charming: Bridget, it's four o'clock in the morning. Bridget: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

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Ella: I'm cold. Bridget: Here, take my hoodie. meanwhile Charming: I'm cold. Maddox: I can't control the weather, Charming.

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Max: Chloe, we tried things your way. Chloe: No, we didn't. Max: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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Luìs, wiping tears from their eyes: If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it’s meant to be… Red: I’m literally just going to the store.

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Max: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

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Red: Are you drunk? Luìs: Only on the spirit of Christmas! Hazel: And the spirit of whisky.

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Hazel: Yeah, I don’t like people. Pink: Oh, well now that’s not fair Hazel. Have you met all of them? Hazel: I’ve met enough of them. People. What a bunch of bastards!

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Hazel: Alcohol is delicious! …I mean, MAlicious. Sorry guys, I’m really drunk right now.

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Chloe: I have feelings for you. Red: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

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Red: Regular soda is too sweet! Luìs: Diet soda has a weird after taste! Red: No! Ugh, oh my god. Diet soda is THE BEST! It doesn't have sugar! It's SPICY! Luìs: It has other weird stuff in it! I'll take REGULAR sugar in my REGULAR soda! Red: It's SO SWEET like it's a dessert though! Diet feels more like a drink! Luìs: I'm going to physically attack you. Red: Which is better, Chloe? Chloe: Oh, I usually drink water! Luìs: Wha- NO! Red: DISGUSTING!

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playing twister Red: Right hand red. Max: ends up on top of Luìs Luìs: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? Red: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

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Chloe and Red: speaking Spanish Chloe: I know, I know. Luìs: You speak Spanish? Chloe: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Red speaks.

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Max: nudges Hazel at 3am Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Hazel? Wake up, Hazel! Listen! They're sexless! Hazel: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.

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Kidnapper: I have one of your friends. Hazel: Which one? I have seven. Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up. Hazel: Which one? I have seven. Max, distantly: HEY!!!

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Max: So… who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? Chloe: We're chopsticks! Max: Well… that's cute! Max: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? Hazel: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

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Pink, on the phone: What’s up, Hazel? Hazel: I’m sitting in a pool of blood. Pink: …Um, is it YOUR blood? Hazel: I think so. Pink: Do you know where the blood’s coming from? Hazel: Probably the stab wound. Pink: YOU’VE BEEN STABBED?! Hazel: Oh, yeah, definitely.

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Luìs: Red, why is Chloe intruding on our cuddle time? Chloe: Red, why is Luìs intruding on our cuddle time? Red, in distress: Please… I have two hands…

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Max: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Hazel.

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Bonus part for the adults because I belive that Maddox, Bridget, Ella and Charming all being friends/ in a polycule is funny:

Maddox, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your… ass." Maddox: THERE. Now send it. Charming: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to- Maddox: JUST DO IT! later Ella: So what does it say? Bridget, reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my…." Ella: Bridget: Ella: Gross-

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Maddox: Who do we know that has handcuffs? Bridget: Well Ella and I- Ella: elbows Bridget Bridget: …wouldn't know.

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Maddox: Heh, Bridget sneezes like a girl. Bridget: How about I pound you like boy? Bridget: That didn’t come out right.

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Bridget: What’s your body count? Maddox: Do you mean sex or murder?

(works in reverse for the old timeline)

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Maddox: What’s the announcement, Bridget? Bridget: It’s a lecture. Charming’s gonna tell us everything he knows about sex. Ella: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.

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Ella: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things. Bridget, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too. Charming: Wow, Ella was late too! What a coincidence!

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Bridget: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

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Ella: This food is too hot… I cant eat it. Bridget: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Everyone at the table: silence Maddox: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! Charming: One dinner… I just want ONE DINNER!

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Maddox: There. How do I look? Ella: Like a cheap French harlot. Maddox: French?!

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Bridget: Screw you! Ella: I'll have to check with my significant other, but I'll get back to you.

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“small thread on drawing plus sized characters!”

ty to @jeanbeaux and @ohno-otome for the assist byE couldn’t have gone wild without you

18+, minors dni or i’ll overhaul you

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( my random hc)

Princess Mal of Corona ☀️

could you imagine the family & friends she would have growing up!?!

spending time stealing with her dad, uncle lance, keira, & catalina...reading with grandpa fredrick, grandma arianna, & grandpa edmund...sword fighting lessons from cass....learning science and alchemy from varian!?!

would wear the kingdom colors and crest 24/7; royal purple to match her hair with a gold sun

painting all day with her mom & pascal

“i see the light” as a lullaby?!

eugene would totally call her sunshine just like rapunzel

and he would totally freak out the moment mal starts dating ben and would be extremely protective

Princess Evie of the Summerlands 🍎

i think that’s what snow white’s kingdom is called...

snow originally took her in as a little sister, but her & florian decided to adopt her later on

growing up visiting the dwarfs & getting to know and becoming best friends dopey’s son

she really nervous about doing well in school at first but her parents were proud of her no matter what she loved, so she is not afraid anymore

pretty much the same colored outfit & style, a dark royal blue with deep red and a little gold

snow & florian would have a bunch of cute nicknames for her, like “princess” and a ton that are embarrasing, but she loves them

Prince Jay of Agrabah 🕌

aladdin wanted to adopt him the moment he heard jafar was treating him like a “street rat”

loves family magic carpet rides

rajah was super protective of him when he was a baby; get close enough to him, and rajah would loose it

he’s a little worried about being the future sultan, but his parents calm his worries

loves visits from genie & his daughter jordan. i feel like the pranking they would cause would be insane.

likes loose fitting clothing like his dad and tries to stay away from royal wear

one of his favorite things to do is walk around the marketplace with his dad & abu

Prince Carlos of Arendelle 🦌

officially adopted by anna & kristoff but spends just as much time with aunt elsa

forget a puppy (even though they get him one after helping him conquer his fear), they get him a reindeer that he talks to like his dad talks to sven.

sneaking chocolate from the kitchen with his mom & aunt

growing up hearing stories of his grandparents and making constant trips to see the trolls.

everyone thinks he’s the perfect mix of anna and elsa because he has hair like his aunt along with her quieter personality, but he can be as clumsy and adventurous as his mom

his dad teaches him to play the lute and he’s really good. his dad also takes him on countless dad & son ice harvesting trips

looks forward to family charades every friday night

"You literally just met her."

yall: OKAY this is ok but like, um, jhave you considered that this character is a Bad Person and you shouldnt be IDOLIZING and ROMANTICIZING this character because thy are evil and edgy and thats wrong

🌧- For a heavy, emotional secret

🙃- For a lighter, slightly embarrassing secret

🌟- For a secret wish or desire of theirs

🍏- For something they secretly wish didn’t exist

🍎- For something they secretly wish did exist

❤️- For a secret crush

📲- Talk about someone/something you dislike, but only pretend to like

👁‍🗨- Talk about someone/something you like, but pretend to dislike

🍻- For something bad/mischievous you did as a child or teen that your parents don’t know about

🌜- For a ‘weird’ habit or tic that no one knows about

💃- For a talent that they like to keep hidden from others

🏹- For a talent they wish they had

👻- For something that scares or disturbs them, but they refuse to tell anyone

☢️- For a controversy or scandal they have been able to keep mostly under wraps

🐇- For a secret item they keep (stuffed animal, comfort object, etc)

📒- For a secret journal/diary they keep (Bonus: Share an entry from it!)

📔- For a secret sketchbook they keep (Bonus: Share a sketch or doodle within it!)

🖤- For something they secretly wish they could do with your muse