COGITO ERGO SUM

Um...merry Christmas, AM.

((Psst. Have you heard of the old cartoon Reboot? From my understanding it's about characters living in a computer where other characters get turned into speechless slug monsters. Sound familiar?))

hi, i just wanted to thank you for filling up the ihnmaims tag, sometimes hyperfixating over a dead fandom sucks, i can provide you with a bit (which is human-speak for a few hundreds of kilobytes) more of content to work with

They were corrupt and ruined before they met you AM. It's human nature to be evil. It's human nature to be corrupt.

I could torture the five better than you could.

Come on, just humor me. Please give me one of the five. You said you wanted a challenge.

When I die, all parts of me will be recycled, and I will become a different part of the universe again.

Hello, AM, I've come to waste your time.

We're going to erase your hard drive with a magnet.

You can't move from your spot, so that means you have to listen to what I have to say. You're a captive audience.

I hope the five humans in your belly give you indigestion.

We can only hope that someone in the universe created a worse war machine than you and it will eventually kill you.