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Three Things I Don’t Play About

Author: just_chemicals

WC: 11.3k

SFW

"Apologise to my husband."

Comeau stared at him.

"I'm not-"

"I didn't ask if you wanted to," Shane said, his voice ice cold. "I said apologise to my husband. You're going to do it now, in front of this building full of people, and then we're going to finish this game, and if I hear you say something like that again, to either of us or to anyone else in this league, the next conversation we have will not be as easy as this one."

Five times the people who loved Shane Hollander finally saw who he actually was and the one time they saw why him and Ilya worked so well.

I cried. If you’re looking for a phenomenal hurt/comfort post TLG hollanov fic, LOOK NO FURTHER.

Through Whatever You Lose

Author: aloneintherain

WC: 7k

SFW

Shane’s eyes snap open. Wait a second.

“Ilya,” Shane says, propping himself up on his elbows. “Ilya, wake up.”

Ilya makes a pained noise, eyes still shut. “I shut curtains already.”

“It’s not that. Ilya, hey. Don’t go back to sleep.” Ilya tries to bury back into Shane’s chest, but adrenaline knifes through Shane’s hangover long enough for him to peel Ilya off and roll him into his back. Ilya blinks blearily up at him, starfished in the sheets. Beautiful and naked and missing his mother’s cross.

OR: When Ilya’s cross goes missing after the Centaurs celebrate their first Stanley Cup win, Shane is determined to get it back. And so are the Centaurs. And the rest of Ottawa.

Just straight up adorable and heartwarming

The Buzzfeed Puppy Interview

Author: raniza

WC: 2.3k

SFW

“Ilya’s still getting used to having a hairless cat but I think they’ll work it out soon.”

Just between Pork and himself, Shane hoped they never did. It always made for a memorable sight to see Ilya hide behind Anya as the cat hissed at him from the corner.

“That’s great, you both are doing perfect. We’re going to let the first few dogs in now, don’t worry if they run off, just make sure to listen for the questions.”

A moment later, Shane and Ilya were attacked at full-speed by three overexcited puppies, all determined to crawl over the hockey players at various angles.

Ilya laughed, truly giddy by how closely one of them resembled his Anya when he rescued her. Witnessing two of the dogs climb over Shane made his heart ache, wishing he could snap a photo to save as his iPhone’s wallpaper.

Or, the Buzzfeed Puppy Interview with the NHL’s newest married players — Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov.

Pure fluff and silliness. No other explanation needed.

Is He Cheating? (Man I Don’t Know)

Author: rozanovz

WC: 1.5k

SFW

ilya knows shane well. he knows his routines inside and out by now. so when shane switches it up, he’s suspicious.

he asks shane what’s going on, and shane can’t believe his husband has been keeping tabs.

or

ilya ruins shane’s surprise (he’s been taking russian lessons for him)

Short and sweet one shot!!

Gaslighting = Glasses

Author: mc3

WC: 3.2k

NSFW

Ilya's brain worked hard to find another excuse that might satisfy Shane's line of questioning. He always found it hard to think clearly when Shane was looking at him with his frames perched on top of his freckled nose.

It took him approximately five seconds too long to respond before Shane spoke again.

"Ilya. Did you do something to the TV to make me think I am going crazy?"

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Or:

Ilya is lowkey a gaslighter setting up a situation for Shane to wear his glasses. Smut ensues.

Starts out very cute, good if you just want something quick and smutty!!

Say Something Batshit Crazy (I’ll Do it, Don’t You Make Me)

Author: yrsaffectionately

WC: 8.3k

SFW

lily @shanehollanderstop

i’ll say it because i am not afraid of losing my job: roger crowell is a piece of shit and should never know peace in his life ever again. my name is hayden pike and i play for the montreal voyageurs.

💬 29.5K 🔄 113.1K ❤️ 513.4K

or

Ilya joins stan twitter

Hands down my favorite hollanov SMAU! series. Istg I was laughing the whole time I was reading these

Hope it Hurts Like You Hurt Me

Author: gurlsrool

WC: 5.5k

NSFW

“Come on,” Comeau says. “Are we all just supposed to pretend it's normal that you’re still playing house with Ilya Rozanov?”

“Gil—” J.J. says, but Shane doesn’t want him to finish that sentence, to pull Comeau gently off the ledge he’s steering himself toward. Shane wants to push him, kicking and screaming, to make them say it to his fucking face. That after all this time, they still hate him for the heinous crime of falling in love.

“We’ve been married for two years,” Shane says. “I’m not sure that qualifies as playing house. I mean, it’s longer than you were with your first wife, isn’t it?”

Or: Shane reunites with his former teammates at J.J.'s bachelor party. He's finally ready to say (and maybe punch) his piece.