One Nice Bug Per Day
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Keni
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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Cosimo Galluzzi
trying on a metaphor
DEAR READER
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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@desaparecide
My friend was shuffling a new tarot deck and she said excitedly “I cant wait to see what sort of bond I have with this deck!” And then the first card she pulled was the fool
yall really gonna expose me like this huh
what else am i gonna do
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Linda is a ride or die
I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found
#1: tortellini; it looks like j,ust pasta but usually theres meat or scheese insdie
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pls stop saying words to me … I don’t have a brain..
First body paragraphs: Eloquent, lovely. Unparalleled beauty in both diction and grammar. Thesis is strongly supported. Wide vocabulary. A semicolon is used.
Last body paragraph: Short. Ugly. The crops are dying. Using the word “because” 56 times in only a few lines. Sentence structure whomst’ve? Forgot what my thesis says. In the distance, screaming
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me, a legal adult: when i grow up,
ITS NAME IS FLOP
so birds are allowed to be furries but i can’t???
I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful
Magneto: if you guys keep trying to kill mutants we’re gonna have to defend ourselves
Humans: that sounds like a threat.
Magneto:
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you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”
You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,
Does the pope shit in the woods?
I’m sorry but this is the final word on malaphors
Hello sorry but this is the final word on malaphors, I’m Dad!
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