jane

[eddie kaspbrak voice] why dont you shut the fuck up einstein because i know what i’m doing and i dont want you doing the british guy with me right now

I honestly can not comprehend how Rickie and Eddie sat in that hammock like that because Richie is one long as bitch and their legs are legit tangled together so much you can’t even see where his fucking leg is and they acted like that shit was comfy like no y’all are gay and love each other like we know you aren’t comfortable just say you wanted to sit together damn

me: i’m going to clean my room! i’m going to take a shower! i will wake up early and take care of myself! brain: u know whats fun? rotting.

Stephen King is such a gentle and touching weaver of words in his book introductions and has so much respect for the heavy matters he includes in his stories. Living proof that writing awful things won't make an awful person.

this is literally the funniest thing i have ever seen

ma'am he wrote a child orgy scene