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in danger or trouble i’m there on the double; you know that you always can call kim possible. independent + private kim possible. written by selena.

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YESTERDIE / 𝐍𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭.
❛ i bet TWENTY - FOUR hours ago, you didn’t think you’d be spendin’ the NIGHT here, did you? ❜
@derrycompass ———— CANON DIALOGUE STARTERS
❝ i never know what to expect with you. i’ve sort of come to expect the unexpected. ❞ it was true, but it was pleasantly true, and eddie smiled around the words as he said them, the light on his face warming him, so warm its rays must warm nelson too. sure, he liked being prepared, he liked having some idea of what was going to happen. even when he did know, eddie kaspbrak kept himself prepared for what wasn’t going to happen on the off chance that, as his bad luck usually went, the worst did. ( the aspirator and two single packs of tylenol shimmy in his pocket now. ) but there was something about nelson that softened the worry always buzzing in his head. ❝ you haven’t led me wrong yet, nels. ❞
me : i’m back to write on eddie also me : i must immediately leave bye
gilmore girls rewatch: 1.16 “star-crossed lovers and other strangers”
now that it officially exists… eddie’s sun summoner verse: he is a soldier in the first army and a preternaturally gifted tracker and navigator ( mal who? ) who fights in the battle at the fold. when alina loses her power, he is one of the people it manifests in and is born again as a sun summoner. zoya nazyalensky ( @molnitsa ) discovers him there and, from that moment on, eddie is devoted to her and thinks of her as an angel who shepherded him into his new life. ( and kept him from dying from his wounds. ) it is not uncommon to see him walking beside zoya and whispering compliments and gossip in her ear. in terms of characterization, anything written after becoming grisha serves the same function as a post-canon au for eddie. he is confident in himself and bolder, being freed of his fears though still struggling with his medical hang-ups.

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PRAEDITATIS / 𝐑𝐚𝐲 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧.
hey eddie ,
pendleton didn’t suck as badly as i thought it would . being back is always weird , but it was worse when we finally boarded our flights . 12 hours of one plane seat in a plane full of guys buzzing with nerves and a complete lack of sleep is fucking unbearable . i was ten seconds away from trying to plot trombley’s murder no less than five times and that’s not counting the times brad tried to talk me down from it . i don’t even know when exactly you sent that letter , you should date these things so i have a time frame for how badly our postal service is fucking up again ( no , you know why ) . christmas went by without me even knowing it’s christmas , there’s too much fucking sand and heat here and i’m pretty sure i got sunburned instead of any actual presents ( if i hear the LT say ‘ marines make do ’ one more time i might scream ) . and it was weird to be on my own . totally not the same without you .
if this is your ploy to get me to stay , i gotta say i think you got that idea from some freaky children’s book and i don’t know if i should be slightly worried or impressed . maybe both! but if you’re gonna learn how to cook ham , i’m gonna need you to show me the results once i come back . can’t fucking wait to put on the ten pounds i lose out here and see your dumb face telling me to eat more again .
hey , you know you should take care of yourself first and foremost . that’s your job ( and sometimes mine ) . you’re good the way you are , even if a little uptight at times . well , can’t wait to meet myra either way . i only want you to be happy , ed , that’s it . really just the damn bottom line . and if you’re happy that’s what matters most to me - okay , and that you’re going to class and shit . that’s important ! you’re smart . don’t forget to use that . i feel like this is already getting to long and it might not be sent , but always tell me about college stuff so i know you’re attending . also say hi back to richie and i’m glad he gets you out of your room! as much as you’d like to say otherwise , he’s good for you . good people . keep him around . and i hope you actually went out for once in your life , got those G and T’s in your system to unwind a little and be the cool guy i know .
home’s always a plane ride away , i learned . and that fucking sucks but it also just makes me wanna be done here . gonna keep you posted on shit .
remember to take a breath , you’re alright . ray
dear ray,
i don’t think you should write down any murderous thoughts in these letters. or anywhere, really. i’m sure somebody other than us reads these, right? or maybe i’m being paranoid. or just paranoid enough...
dumb ass. i’m going to cook you an entire meal and you’re going to gain ten pounds right at that dinner table. i should probably practice a bit so it’s actually edible but i bet that first home-cooked meal will taste good no matter what. at least, i hope so. but if you just want kfc or whatever, i’d get that too.
i didn’t mean to take this long writing back to you. you can blame me instead of the postal service this time. finals after winter break and everything, but if i can be honest for a minute, sometimes it’s hard to figure out what to write to you. i don’t want to sound like i’m having such a good time so you think you’re missing out and i don’t want to lie and act like i’m not enjoying myself for once. i got straight as this semester! i did go out and get drunk on g and ts and it wasn’t terrible! i think myra is the sweetest girl i’ve ever met! but i don’t want to brag or make you think i’m going on fine without you. and then i get in my own head about asking how you’re doing because most of the stories you tell me about what it’s like over there are just you complaining about shit. which i get. the guys sound good for you though. i sure hope at least ten of them are also named josh so you can relive that grade school hell.
oh, richie says hi back again and wants you to know that we’re all going out for drinks whenever you’re back. i’m warning you right now that he can be bossy so. i guess that’s happening. we got season pass tickets to all the college games which has been fantastic. next care package sent your way is gonna be filled with all the free gear i get.
i’m thinking of moving in with myra. it might be nice. i dunno. we’ll see.
i miss you.
ed
PHILOSOPHY FAILED. RELIGION FAILED. NOW IT'S UP TO THE PHYSICAL SCIENCES. — NELSON WRIGHT OF FLATLINERS (1990)
just a casual reminder that oz’s richie is the only one i interact with ✨
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🌈 post-canon, single ship verse 📖 the magicians au 🕶️ crime / driver for murphy o’brien au ✨ grisha au ( post-trilogy sun summoner ) 🖤 your muse’s canon verse / au of your choice
sometimes home is where the heart is, eddie thought randomly. i believe that. old bobby frost said home’s the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. unfortunately, it’s also the place where, once you’re there, they don’t ever want to let you out.
myra kaspbrak can be interpreted as a bit of a joke sometimes. her dialogue is overly dramatic, the descriptions of her weight border on fat-shaming, and she’s literally eddie’s mother, part two. but it’s important for me to establish eddie’s marriage to myra as more than an oedipal farce, and instead as an emotionally abusive relationship in which myra manipulates and controls eddie, purposefully using his fears to keep him from realizing his true self.
first: eddie isn’t stupid. he knows he married his mother. and he does love myra and doesn’t feel any shame about her or for marrying her. his resentments are turned entirely inward. eddie repeatedly blames himself for not being brave enough to break things off with her, for not being brave enough to lose the aspirator, for not being brave enough to discover who he is outside of his mother. and myra knows this. she, like his mother, can see how eddie is tempted by bravery throughout his life and that, even when he can’t put a finger on what exactly he desires, he sometimes imagines himself running, away from myra, away from his mother, and away from the asthma in his head.
myra also knows that eddie is scared to make that leap and can be convinced he is delicate, too delicate to ever leave her, and so she goes out of her way to make his life comfortable. but comfortable isn’t enough to keep eddie from imagining. what myra does instead is weaponize eddie’s weaknesses, primarily his hypochondria and fear of the unknown, to invade his mind and maintain his destructive cognitive processes.
when eddie has to leave for derry, she is understandably concerned, but she immediately moves toward suggesting all the horrible things that could happen if he leaves. what if his cab driver gets lost? what they get into an accident? what if, what if, what if? myra voices the fears that she knows are already in eddie’s head, pressuring him to submit. and if he does, then it all rather conveniently is because of him and his needs rather than on her. it’s to the point that eddie wishes that mike could have called while myra was away so he could have snuck out, comparing the stress of leaving her to the three times he’d tried to leave his mother.
and eddie could speak up for himself, but myra has a plan for that as well. she knows he feels guilty for wanting to leave, not just for derry but for all the previous times he imagined a life without her, and she uses his guilt against him. she positions herself always as the dutiful, loving wife who only wants to protect him. what right does eddie have to be upset with her? no matter how loudly she cries or how desperately she tries to keep him in line, at the end of the day, she only wants to keep him safe and isn’t that exactly what eddie wants as well?
when eddie finally can’t take it anymore and yells at her to stop, that he has to go to derry, myra becomes the victim. she recoils and whispers and winces. she tells him she hates it when he yells, ignoring the manipulative theatrics of her crying that made him crack. eddie instantly feels guilty for not being kinder and gentler with her. he frames his outburst as something he “ had ” to do. because myra will not and does not listen until he is literally yelling. but even then he’s desperately trying not to use his aspirator because he knows “ she would see that as a weakness, one she could use against him. ”
eddie is afraid of myra, in a way. he’s afraid of hurting her, of even bruising her, in spite of his dim realization that she uses his weaknesses against him to control him. it’s to the point that, when he finally crosses the threshold of their apartment and finally takes those first steps toward derry, eddie is relieved. he knows he is heading toward danger, but the initial act of leaving myra is so freeing that his asthma disappears. the anxiety of derry will return the closer he gets, and yet even that pales in comparison to the fear he sometimes feels in his own home.
she kissed and hugged him so tightly while she was doing it that the bones in his back groaned. if we were in water, he thought, she’d drown us both.

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TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS / @driftsense.
[TEXT] You’re gorgeous.
it catches him off guard, but yancy’s always doing that. or maybe it isn’t specifically him. eddie can’t remember the last time a person took an interest in him like this, wanted to scratch beneath the surface and shelter what was found there. he always worried he was weak, and that a man like yancy beckett ( strong, strong of heart and body and moral fibre ) would find him wanting, would see only what he lacked when looking at him. eddie smiles down at his phone and rubs along his jawline, fingers warm with the edge of a soft blush.
[ yance ] : c’mon [ yance ] : you’re a grecian god and you’re calling me gorgeous? [ yance ] : the whole shatterdome would call you crazy [ yance ] : i’m in my quarters if you’re headed that way...
All the stuff that has to do with Eddie Kaspbrak and the book and my impression of it, all I had to do was just do the best Jack Dylan Grazer impression that I could, and that was it.
TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS / @korezni.
[TEXT] Did you make it home safely?
he’s the type to read too much into things, even when it’s against all reason to do so. does the prince ask this of every person? does he follow up on them with worry and care? ( worry and care? worry and care? don’t go fooling yourself, eds. ) yet he replies immediately, doesn't want to keep nikolai waiting, out of duty, out of some other respect.
[ n. lantsov ] : i did, thank you. [ n. lantsov ] : actually listened to that band you mentioned on the drive. [ n. lantsov ] : pretty dang great. you’ve got good taste. [ n. lantsov ] : but still not an excuse for slandering barry manilow.
TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS / @othrwrlds.
[TEXT] Without me? ;)
eddie kaspbrak chews at the inside of his lip, biting back a grin as he stares at the text. funny how a typed wink threatens to undo him. he’s standing dumbstruck in the middle of the supplements aisle at walgreens, but what’s eddie’s really seeing is him. richie with that stupid look, with that stupid wink. it’s not fair. mister hollywood slick in his suits from rodeo drive, in his smile from beverly hills dentistry, in his swagger from the shiny new award on a shelf back home. jesus christ. eddie’s sure in deep.
[ richie ] : i don’t think i have the luxury of doing anything without you [ richie ] : not sure i thought the implications of this engagement through...
TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS.
These can be quite fun when you don’t want a full fledged thread, but instead something shorter or different. Enjoy!
[TEXT] Are you drunk?
[TEXT] Are you free tonight?
[TEXT] Are you fucking kidding me?
[TEXT] Are you high?
[TEXT] Are you ignoring me?
[TEXT] Are you okay?
[TEXT] Are you up?
[TEXT] Can I ask you a question?
[TEXT] Can I borrow $20?
[TEXT] Can we talk about this later?
[TEXT] Can we talk?
[TEXT] Can you come pick me up?
[TEXT] Can you do me a favor?
[TEXT] Come over.
[TEXT] Delete my number.
[TEXT] Did you make it home safely?
[TEXT] Did you sleep together?
[TEXT] Do you ever wonder what it’d be like if we were still together?
[TEXT] Good morning, sunshine!
[TEXT] Goodnight.
[TEXT] Hey! Long time no talk.
[TEXT] I can tell that you’re lying, even over text.
[TEXT] I just woke up.
[TEXT] I know everything.
[TEXT] I know it’s late, but come over.
[TEXT] I love you.
[TEXT] I mean, if we’re both single…
[TEXT] I miss you.
[TEXT] I wish you were here.
[TEXT] I’m busy. Bye.
[TEXT] I’m so bored.
[TEXT] Leave me alone.
[TEXT] Let’s talk about this when we’re both sober. Goodnight.
[TEXT] Pick you up at 7?
[TEXT] Send a picture.
[TEXT] Shut the fuck up.
[TEXT] Sorry, that was not meant for you!
[TEXT] Sorry, whose number is this?
[TEXT] Stay away from me.
[TEXT] Stop blowing up my phone!
[TEXT] Text me when you get home.
[TEXT] Wake up!
[TEXT] Want to get a drink sometime?
[TEXT] Want to hook up?
[TEXT] What do you want?
[TEXT] Where are you? You said you’d be here 30 minutes ago.
[TEXT] Who gave you my number?
[TEXT] Why are you still awake?
[TEXT] Will you stop calling me?
[TEXT] Without me? ;)
[TEXT] You can’t hide from me!
[TEXT] You take a long time to reply.
[TEXT] You’re cute.
[TEXT] You’re gorgeous.

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text starters.
[text] hey, can you check if i left the stove on?
[text] seriously?! you used up all the hot water again.
[text] dinner tonight? my treat.
[text] when i said i needed pussy that wasn’t an invitation for you to get me a cat.
[text] i can’t hang out tonight. i’m too busy crying over fictional characters.
[text] well, mark me down as scared and horny.
[text] why does netflix have to be such a judgmental bitch?
[text] i’m going to need you to call me in ten minutes with a fake emergency.
[text] this is by far the worst idea you’ve ever had.
[text] new phone who dis?
[text] i put you down as my emergency contact.
[text] sometimes you just gotta ask yourself ‘is this what captain america would do?’
[text] i miss you.
[text] you okay?
[text] rise and shine, motherfucker.
[text] why did you send me gps coordinates to death valley?
[text] quick question: why are you so cute?
[text] pls help….what dress should i wear?
[text] you are gonna be the death of me one day.
[text] who gave you the right to be so fuckin’ cute?
[text] i just tagged you in like twelve hundred memes. you’re welcome.
[text] did you just rick roll me?
[text] honey, where’s my super suit?
[text] i’m your husband/wife! i’m the greatest good you’ll ever get!
[text] i just made this awkward, didn’t i?
[text] tell me again why i agreed to this?
pennywise got me for a minute there, but me and eds are back 🖤