Your interpretation of Twisted Bobette ironically seems like one of the more reasonable Twisteds you've drawn
But I feel like if you do somehow convince her not to immediately kill you(or worse) you'd have to be a absolute SAINT
AND you have to be a great actor/liar
You do ONE act that she deems as "naughty" and your dead
Pick something up out of curiosity? Impaled then devoured
Say something that vaguely insults Christmas?, Ripped in half then devoured
Be generally unpleasant? Crammed into a Christmas present that's half your size
Expecting to get devoured?
No but someone is eventually gonna find your corpse and get traumatized, which is arguably worse as you might not die immediately from that
You somehow haven't done any of those things?
Well congrats, now she's going to give you a present for being such a good person
There's a corpse inside the present, if that wasn't obvious
AND YOU BETTER HOPE SHE DOESN'T GET ANY FEELINGS FROM YOU
Being disliked by her is literally a death sentence
Being Liked though is possibly worse
Because if she likes you, your never leaving
Hell, she'll even go out of her way to save you if you get in trouble with other twisteds.
You will never know a none Christmas related food again(hope you like eating Ginger bread houses in the morning)
Also I hope your really good at decorating and not Too squeamish, you never know what those "decorations" may be :)
Your only chance at escape would be during any period where T.Bobette is dormant, but even then T.Bobette tends to keep an eye on her "friends".
This is all also assuming your a toon btw
If your not a toon but a human then all of the above applies and is likely even harder to manage because Twisted Bobette is probably aware that Gardenview is shut down and will likely immediately know that your not supposed to be here
see anon the fun thing about these observations is that they're probably 100% canon and also 100% of the appeal, haha. say you're lucky (or perhaps unlucky as you put it, depends on your perspective) enough where she doesn't maim you, she actually quite likes you and wants you to stay, as you mentioned that does mean you're pretty much well-fed and fiercely protected for as long as you stay with her....... but that also means you're very special since chances are she would not tolerate anyone else :D i think a huge chunk of the appeal is that you would be unique in the sense that she would want to maul every other intruder besides you pfft. and also you have to earn her respect so it feels twice as rewarding when she's nice to you
(granted, the alternative to this is getting mauled buuuuuuuuuttttt i mean...... she's pretty..... so like..... idk i feel like there are worse ways to go)
i think perhaps for the normal person sure, the tradeoff isn't worth it, you would essentially be trapped with her unless you made a really good case about adventuring off somewhere else, and not to mention you are right in saying she would probably be INSANE. but speaking personally i am far from a normal person pfft
^^^^ and also adding to this i think it's just as fun interpreting her as a regular ass version of herself in a monster's body LMAO. i'm a sucker for evil cannibal monster bobbie but also i think there is just as much fun to be had in her doing normal every-day things and being extremely mundane. like imagine seeing that thing in a publix
