You're the bee's knees, but so am I

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

I’d work harder at my job if I knew it mattered but my job is literally just replacing all the brown seeds in watermelons with black seeds and I feel like it’s just so draining and pointless.  no one can really tell and they’re just paying me to keep up some ridiculous conception people have about watermelon. guess what folks - they’re naturally brown!!

real snitch hours if you a narc hit that like

don't care didn't ask plus this hole you put me in wasn't deep enough and i'm climbing out right now

“Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman

hate how links change color after you click em like theyre dirty now

what is life? a never ending micromanagement hell?

there is a dish inmy sink :(

finally someone put it into words