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This is one of the show’s most-impressive feats, period. How does he do it?

In costume, he hovers a full foot off the ground, bobbing up and down as if he were genuinely levitating.

From a standing position, he can take off and quickly gain (and maintain) momentum.

He can fly steadily for hundreds of yards, not losing a single inch of height.

Hmm. 

Getting a good look at his costume, there’s little to be seen. Nothing on his feet, and no indication of wires… though to be fair, he would have nothing to hang from, using said wires outside.

Here, he passes over the sled by mere inches, further discounting any sort of extra objects attached to his feet.

Oh! Oh! They caught him! Here we go!

Lemme try to guess… well, in order for him to:

Hover, standing, a foot above the ground 

Initiate horizontal flight instantly

Fly for several hundred yards or more 

Maintain height indefinitely without descending 

It would have to be… some form of zero-gravity invention, with hyper-precise movement, controlled by telepathy since he doesn’t move externally?

Maybe an invisible, silent, undetectable helicopter flown by an accomplice, suspending him via wires that are also somehow invisible? What is it?!

Velma: “It was simple! Transparent plastic skis!”

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…no.

No.

This is not ok.

YOU CAN’T JUST ACT LIKE SLIGHTLY-TRANSLUCENT SKIS GIVE PEOPLE THE POWER OF LEVITATION

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS

THIS IS NOT OK, VELMA

Aries: “Steve, Steve. Bring the heat. Don’t come down. I’m on my knees.”

Taurus: “Light side. Nice side. I’m a real nice guy.”

Gemini: “State it. Slate it. Don’t take it. Trade me.” 

Cancer: “I said a hip. Hop. Hippy. Habadaba pip pip pop. Pip pop chop. Ch chow dog”

Leo:  “Idle wild idle wild now lets get some fun tonight”

Virgo: “Past’s in the past. I’m here for grass.”

Libra:  “Buckle up! - if you don’t you’ll have a truck trouble on the backside. Down, down. here we go. Upside frowns, lovin it”

Scorpio: “Those shall read this needs to pee on this. Needles up. Needles down. I’m turning into a clown. Stick a needle in your eye. Look into a black guy’s eye.”

Sagittarius: “We’re going to play… throw me up, throw me down on the ground. Pound it town ball.” 

Capricorn: “Lefty righty. Uppy downy. Look around the town and see if she’s mounding on me?”

Aquarius:  “Downtown shake shake baby on the reg road and I’m all about that snow”