im gay

I’m gonna go drink some water and see where that takes me….

friendly reminder use your turn signal

hey I’m from tennessee i don’t understand this post?

show this post to the horse you ride around on he’ll take it from there

my grandma has a dog like this….

Ya grandma a hoe

when you inform Mother that you would like to eat lunchables just as the other schoolchildren do at luncheon

i need to lay down forever

the dirty dog

This dog is dissolving and all you can do is call him dirty

i wanted to feel loved without feeling like i was begging for it

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

i’m really bored with my first name 

your name is now crab78

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

Please don’t hesitate

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

I’m blowing u a kiss it should arrive in 3-5 business days