james spader as Denise on twin peaks is my media white whale

constantly switching between “this is MY tumblr and i post whatever i want” and “oghg  god . oh my god. okh god. okay. im going to talk abt. an interest now. im so sorry.”

they would NOT fucking have communication skills that good

#technically they know and understand each other better than anyone else alive#but they communicate that in the most fucked up insane unnecessarily complicated way and think thats normal

what i'm looking forward to in future seasons of iwtv is the audience realizing armand isn't this passionless and remote ophidian who slithers inconspicuously in and out of frame and loves to feign detachment from his little cuck chair. and i want the audience to realize in the same context we did when we read the books, namely when armand first met lestat and became so horribly angry his face almost melted off the bone

like it's completely fair that this is people's general impression of him so far because he does come across that way in iwtv and devil's minion. but he's legitimately the most openly needy and emotional character in the books and if they want to do that reveal right they need to tell it from lestat's pov because that is literally the (1) guy armand always sheds his skin around. which is objectively hilarious because lestat wants exactly none of it