Denny

New people: oh wow is this your family? *Gestures to very large picture on the wall*

Camila, visibly more excited: why yes :D there’s me holding a picture of my late husband Manny, there’s my daughter Luz with her snake Stringbean and her wife Amity with her cat Ghost, and that’s Amity’s older siblings Edric and Emira, and her dad Alador Blight and her stepdad Darius. That’s Eda, the woman Luz stayed with while she was… participating in a student exchange program, her owl Owlbert, her son King, and her spouse Raine, and this is Eda’s sister Lilith and her… brother (?) Hooty. (Illusionified Hooty to look human) These are Lilith and Eda’s parents Gwendolyn and Dale. This is my son Hunter and his blue jay Waffles with a picture of his old cardinal Flapjack. Dale is training Hunter to become an expert wood carver! This is Hunter’s wife Willow and her… bird Clover. These are Willow’s dads Gilbert and Harvey Park. This is the kids’s best friend Gus that’s basically their little brother, his chameleon Emmiline, his boyfriend Matt, and his dad Perry Porter. This is my daughter Vee, and her partner Masha! They’re all lovely people!

New people, sitting down looking flabbergasted: oh wow.

Brooklynn: oh, I forgot to ask, why did you two break up that one time, if you don’t mind me asking?

Yaz, looking nervously at Sammy: it was a lot of reasons, we weren’t the best at communicating, but we ended up breaking up over a fight about you.

Brooklynn, on the brink of tears: I’m the reason you broke up? *sob* I’m so sorry! *runs over to them and hugs them* Sammy: no hun like Yaz said, it was a bunch of other stuff too. It’s alright.

Ben, whispering to Kenji: she wasn’t this sorry about making me keep the secret that she’s alive, and making you mad at me.

Kenji: *snrk* My-junk-a-saurus.

Kenji: HA! How you like that! Suchomimus? More like suchomi-nuts!

*shows Yaz a becklespinax* Yaz: *squints at it* Fucker.

Darius: No, also language.

*shows Sammy a baryonyx*

Sammy: Oh that’s easy, that’s Grim! Nasty little fella ain’t he?

Darius: yes but what type of dinosaur is he?

Sammy: I think it started with a B…

Darius: *sigh* yeah okay.

*shows Ben a pteranodon*

Ben: a pterodactyl.

Darius: no

*shows Brooklynn an allosoraus*

Brooklynn: *looking at her phone* Allosoraus.

Darius: *suspicious* did you just look that up on your phone?

Brooklynn: …no?

Darius: sure.

*shows Kenji a dilophosaurus*

Kenji: Frilled-neck lizard.

Brooklynn: What’s up Brooklanders!!! I know I’ve been gone for a very long time and I would tell you all about it but unfortunately they made us sign an NDA before we could attend camp :( … is what I would say if I hadn’t found said NDA’s and ripped them up while we were on a supply run >:). So, in today’s video, you’re all getting a very in depth retelling of events from all of the nublar six!!!!

*everyone come out from behind the camera*

Brooklynn: Okay! Before we start, is there anything you all would like to say?

Yaz: yep! *flips off camera* screw Jurassic World!

Sammy: and Mantah Corp.!!

Yaz: and Mantah Corp.!!! *flips off camera with both hands*

Percy: wow Nico! So that makes you my *starts counting with his fingers* …son?

Kenji: woah guys what’s wrong!?

Yas: *groaning* our periods synced up. *grunts* Brooklyn: and because our luck is just magnificent *whines* Sammy: we are all having pretty bad cramps today. *little pouty face* Darius, getting increasingly uncomfortable with the situation: oh, uh, okay how do we help?

Jon: hmmmm… I think I’m going to have to send you to our specialist. I’m not qualified for this.

Guy: your specialist?

Jon: yeah. Here hang on. *yelling* 

Basira! *enter Basira* can you take him take Daisy? I think they need to have a… talk.

Basira immediately understanding: of course Jon :) *takes guy to Daisy*

Guy repeats his statement: so what do you think?