bOoBs

far too many people treat charlie kelly as if he were a real-life child instead of a fictional adult man. the outrage and histrionic behavior towards anybody who dares to acknowledge that charlie, a character on the “terrible people caged in a labyrinth of abuse and toxicity who will never foster normal relationships or lead functioning lives” show is responsible for heinous actions or has formed interpersonal bonds that are uncomfortable or cross conventional boundaries is lowkey unbearable to witness. i love charlie, but it is ridiculously difficult to engage with his character on online forums because it is rendered a mortal sin to propose any analysis other than “charlie is a uwu asexual skrunkly baby whose intentions are pure of heart”

By valid interpretation, there was a brief point in time where Charlie’s legal relationship to Dennis and Dee was literally “father-in-law” given he had a domestic partnership with Frank at a point where Frank was still legally the twins father (and tbh we don’t even know if he no longer is legally their father, all we know for sure is he wrote them out of his will)

HES THEIR STEP DAD ASDFGHJKL

the amount of work for the sunny wiki is legitimately neverending but i've made some significant progress in the last couple days and i think (i hope) that things are becoming a lot more manageable for the future with the way i'm setting things up 😭