Do Not Touch. I have spines. it will hurt.

Ok on a different note though why would a blind horse be anywhere near a revolving door?

Horses that can see are freaked out by revolving doors and won't go near one. A blind one won't know that it's there.

That does make sense...although the horses are right to be scared that's fucking sketchy! Why is someone trying get them to go through a revolving door!? The door itself isn't the issue but the weirdness of the situation!

Revolving doors were specifically invented and designed to keep horses out of places where they shouldn't just comfortably walk in.

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

2026 roommate: The dishwasher's loaded. 1926 roommate, having a black coffee, a cigarette, a shot of whiskey, two uppers and a downer for breakfast: Then what the fuck's he washing dishes for?

Gets abducted by aliens and put in a zoo and slowly figures out how their language works and starts writing swear words on the glass when the alien children walk by

rip chidi anagonye you would have had a category five meltdown about AI, data centers, flock cameras, and ID checks for social media apps

Literally no reason for a guy to be over 5'7". That's just wasteful use of biomass. You had enough material to make four dudes and instead you made three. That thing is blocking an entire isle in the grocery store.