Ramblings and Rants

Love this plaque I got from a secret family member. I'm not ordinarily into motivational mumbo-jumbo, but this one was freakishly on point. #smile #positivethoughts #positive #motivation #life #thistooshallpass #lost #lifestory

Yes...yes, he did. #catswhovote #election2016 #catstuff #cats #catsofinstagram (at General John Stricker Middle)

I took the neatest photo of @cameronspringfield and I didn't use a single filter or edit. Isn't this awesome? #nofilter #coolpic #silhouette (at Charlesmont Apartments)

Probably the only photo you'll see of me from last December until this December. Why? Feeling brave. #arabwoman #iraqi #middleeastern #missbeingthin #ihatefatties #darkhair #whyme #threearms

Dear BGE: I'm currently dying. Can I please just keep my $8 savings from today? I already paid you $800 last week so I'm good for it I think. #bge #peakrewardsday #nothankyou #hellonearth

I've spent my entire life getting advice from all the wrong places, when there it was right before me in the wrappers of Halls cough drops. #halls #apeptalkineverydrop

There he is...my gorgeous blue-collar Ken doll. @cameronspringfield #cutiepie

Of all the things to find in the freezer...I swear this guy needs his own IG account. #sillycat #catsaresuchdicks #catstuff #catsofinstagram

Secret...Aaaaa-gent Cat! Nobody tell Rascal we can totally see him. #catsaresuchdicks #catstuff #catsofinstagram #catlady #instacat

Ten years ago today, @cameronspringfield and I did this. It was our official Muslim wedding that officially squared us on the books with my parents. Happy Anniversary Cameron! You drive me insane, but I love you. #tenthanniversary #imam #love

You just can't make this stuff up. Who needs cartoon cats when real life produces this? Haha. #tuxedocat #cats #catstuff #catladytoday #TommyTutone #catsofinstagram #toocute

Someone already picked out his Halloween costume! #catsaresuchdicks #catstuff #catlady #catsofinstagram

Check out Rascal, aka "Enormo the Clown." #fatcat #catstuff #catlady #catsofinstagram

REALLY Rascal? REALLY?! Note: move past the clutter under my kitchen sink to focus on the fact that my enormous cat crawled into some crevice the apartment folks left. #catsaresuchdicks #catstuff #catsofinstagram

Cameron blowing out the candles on one of his FOUR birthday cakes. This one is cappuccino fudge with chocolate peanut butter triangles. He's a fancy boy. #babycake #happybirthdaycameron

Tommy likes a bigger woman. #fatcats #catlady #cats #siamesecat #tuxedocat #catstuff #catsofinstagram #catspooning

Foreground: cat loves heat pad. Background: man loves homosexual tuxedo cat. #cats #catsofinstagram #catstuff #catlady #tuxedocat #tabbycat