Demurrer Darling

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

im in the business of fishery let’s take it from the dock

she’s got a body like a largemouth bass it’s swimming like a cod

this is just the mandalorian

[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

what the fuck do you think a tumblr is

"How can platonic BDSM be a thing". It's whatever Sam Reich is doing to his friends on Game Changer actually.