Demons Waltz

it does still make me insane specifically how many queer people lovingly embrace astrology. I went to a poetry workshop yesterday that was genuinely quite good but also included an option to disclose astrology designations during introductions and so many people broke out some variation of "I'm a [x] sum but I have a [y] placement and it SHOWS" girl no it doesn't. that's meaningless correlation you completely invented the causation

I mean sure, but "I'm a raging empath who's existential trauma also means I'm a raging bitch sometimes" is lacking in nuance

in addition to the fact that people just have different natural rhythms, a big reason why we can’t seem to go to bed as early as we “should” is that nighttime is, for many of us, our safest and most fulfilling time of day. we don’t have to work, we won’t be contacted by bosses or insurance companies or collection agencies or other suffocating life business… we’re likely only to be contacted by our friends, or by no one at all. night time is release; it’s ours. we can rest or recreate. we can do things we actually want to do. who would choose to cut that short?? just to usher in the next morning when our lives are not our own again? nighttime is precious and nothing could be more normal than the desire to embrace this

So, y’all remember that post that said animals in urban areas slowly became nocturnal to avoid encounters with humans? Apparently that includes humans.

The reason your brain automatically translates wtf but not lol is because wtf isn’t easy to pronounce

Or because your brain is REALLY used to thinking fuck?

when florence welch said “i am done with my graceless heart so tonight i’m gonna cut it out and then restart”

Looking for Heaven... found the Devil in me.

Rubbing alcohol is for outside booboos, drinking alcohol is for inside booboos