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What a privilege it is to age. What a blessing. What a miracle.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

i don't care what those tiktok and instagram influencers tell you, have three meals a day!!! have a snack!! have that sweet treat!! have food that makes you feel good!!! especially if you're a woman!! starving yourself to look "desirable" will only make you desirable to people who want you to stay malnourished forever. it's a cycle of misery!!

That wasn't very 🌿🐝🌙🌱🌻🍄🌲🌷☀️ of you.

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

they should invent a yourself you can forgive

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

The orb delights him