Welcome to Hell!

and obviously you can flit around between all the big stations, but it’s quite fun to go to the isolated green dots

I discovered a new band thanks to a station in cyprus, and now I’m listening to ‘chillout’ music being broadcast from kazahkstan

old sheppy shepard, that ol sheppy shep shepard

Consider:

six species of flying cave goblins

they are bat beanpoles. arms fo days. legs fo mins. please nourish yourselves

echolocate through their noses but subtly

genus name means “nose fruit” (???? they’re not even fruit bats)

they actually kind of suck at flying but have been known to chase beetles on foot

that tail though

roost in the goddamn pyramids, that’s right, these are actual tomb bats

here’s a picture of two having an argument:

that looks fake but okay

also they are small

In conclusion, if you didn’t know that these bats existed, you do now and your life is improved.

Sunny: No, we’re…we’re okay.

Owl: [same voice] Drugs?

Sunny: This is awkward. No thank you.

Owl: [higher pitch] Drugs?????

Remember say no to drugs