Thoughts on bats (the animal) in the batcave
Do you think the cave bats are just constantly trying to beg for food in the cave? Like Tim’s eating a sandwich and he looks over are there’s three fuzzy faces trying to do their best puppy eyes. Dick walking away from an apple and coming back three minutes later to find it being licked and he has to shoo them away. Getting bold enough to land on Bruce (he hates it) because the pita he’s holding isn’t his. It’s theirs.
Bruce told the kids not to feed the bats but I’m sure every single Robin definitely did.
Bruce really really tries to but he fails each time in not feeding the bats. a bat will stare at him with big wet eyes and yeah he thinks they are gross and their hand wing fingers freak him out, but it looks kinda cute and he gives the little thing but a small bit of watermelon and omg now there’s six of them staring at him.
There’s a three bat naming limit to prevent one robin from monopolising the bat names. Jason named four and a not nonsignificant amount of robins think that’s why he died.
Everyone agrees Bruce has the worst names.
Bruce doesnt want to learn the bats’ names but he does.