(in the future where team rwby is married AU everyone was at Neptune and Weiss house for dinner but Weiss wanted to cook.. And here's their story )
*blake walks in to find sage , Yang , and sun hiding out in a room*
Sage : Hey...blake ...we all thought we could get more work done in-
Blake : You’re all hiding from Weiss!
Sun : Not me, Blake . I was taking a nap.
Blake : That’s worse! Guys you will hurt her feelings
Sun : baby I'm sorry but her cooking sucks you saw what happened to Neptune he gets points on him being a good husband but I'm not seeing death today so I'm not risking that!
Sage : for the pie... I think it Growled at me...
Yang : and how can you burn utensils...UTENSILS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
*Blake shakes her head at them *
Blake : you guys are so awful
Sun : if we are so rude... Then why you have food and books to last a month?
Yang : and why are you here and not at the table?
Blake :.....SHUT UP AND MAKE SOME ROOM!
*weiss walks in on them with a plates with food.. I don't know you can even call it that *
Weiss : oh there you guys.. I finally finished the main course! You ready?
*everyone was frozen and scared to move *
Blake : h-hey Weiss... How did you find us?
Weiss : well I went to the table but nobody was there.. I gotten a text from ruby saying her and Oscar are gonna picked up some drinks and told me where to find you guys
* Blake, sun, yang and sage, was shocked at the information *
(SHE SOLD US OUT!?) *they thought. *
Weiss : who wanna try it first ?
Sun : um.. Weiss..whats that black stuff moving....
Weiss : hm? Oh that's the mashed potatoes!
*it was a few minutes of silence before all hell break loose , when they tried to escape weiss immediately used her semblance to Blocked the windows and summon Grimm to trap them in, with one last strength yang texted ruby one final message *
Ruby : hey I got a text from yang
Oscar : what did she say ?
Ruby : if she lives though this, four of them will hunt us down and shove the food down our throat's
Ruby : I will text jaune and prryha to let us at their house at mistral for 3 weeks till this blows over
Oscar : I will go pack up our stuff!
Ruby : don't forget Zwei!
*they rushed to pack so they can catch the last bullhorn and get out of Vale soon as possible