Demon

make that canon white girl non-white!

make that canon skinny girl fat!

PLEASE KEEP THE SECOND PART

you two are right. MAKE THAT CANON GUY A GIRL!!!!

make that canon white girl non-white!

make that canon skinny girl fat!

PLEASE KEEP THE SECOND PART

aphilologicalbatman-deactivated

you two are right. MAKE THAT CANON GUY A GIRL!!!!

tuberrrrrr

(voice of guy with 3 wips waiting to be coloured) so i started a new wip ☝️

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terpsikeraunos

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

zipstick

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

halosnothere

well that can't be good

Yes, come on in!

Ok

Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.

You Have A Lovely Hombe

Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?

Oh I Just Love To Play Balls

We’ll get along splendidly, then.

Some wine?

Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

Go on.

Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-

…

*Shrnf…*

Smells Of Steel.

*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*

*Advances*

Well I Simply Knew All A Long

*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….

Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel

*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*

Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget

concidineart

I Want To Go Home - Technoblade Relationships Web Weave

For @mcytblraufest

Sources below:

So some bird courtship rituals involve providing material for nests to prove they’re capable and willing partners. And so Phil, who is absolutely smitten with an enormous goddess, has a thought in his little birb brain: wife = big build. Big wife = bigger build. And sets out to prove his dedication and love by making a giant mega build for Kristin. Like the type where he’s just terraforming for years straight before he can even start. Gathering endless materials over months for a single section that barely gets up to her waist. Basically pulling out all the stops and architectural flourishes for Kristin’s affection. And just keeps going at it for a really long time, the most determined little ant in the world. And because he is so small it takes a bit for her to notice. Like a decade in Kristin is like ‘your sheer devotion is really sweet I know you haven’t asked but I do want to marry you’.

And Phil goes NO IT ISNT DONE! And it’s very much equal parts panic that his build isn’t complete ok he has a VISION that must be executed FLAWLESSLY, with the other piece being it has to be worthy of Kristin to properly court her blah blah I’m not here for romance it’s about the autistic bird rizz. Phil is very set about doing this properly and building the best mega build he can, which Kristin finds very flattering, but also, he isn’t going to live that long and she wants to marry him *now.*

They compromise by working on it together, getting to know each other more and more through collaboration and creativity.

morgan-owo

wait what if she made phil immortal bc she was worried that he won't be able to finish his project and actually marry her (even if she's goddes of death, imagine how upset he would be after death in that scenario)

morgan-owo

also will he hoard shiny things and dance for her after that build is done is very important question

Phil doesn’t notice he’s immortal for like three decades. Or the fact he hasn’t sleeped he’s too hyperfixated. Kristin immediately realizes this just defeated the only constraint on how detailed and grand he can get. MORE BUILDING TIME!!!

Yes to hoarding shiny thing, very big part of the ‘provider’ display is that the build is made with fancy, hard to get materials. Legit has entire mountains of jewels for her, built in giant accessors that double as like, stairs (crown) or ring tower bracers that only Kristin can move around. But also!! Using lots of shiny mirrors to amplify his image so that she can see all his expressions.

No to the dancing; generally courtship displays will hone in on one aspect that sexual selection highly prioritizes, the choosers of course also getting selected to prioritize those displays. Particularly with the blatant time risk resource sink of the nest building in Phil’s species, all their evolutionary energy is already going to the nest thing. However Kristin does ask if he’s going to dance for her and after Phil’s mind goes horribly blank until he starts doing an awkward little boogie and Kristin thinks it’s the cutest thing ever. As tiny as he is it’s hard to make out much details.

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“I like who I am now! Probably more than who I was. But that doesn’t mean he was bad.”

This line chokes me up. The distance of calling your past self with a third person pronoun, marking how far you’ve come, the progress of healing simultaneously making the past seem foreign, distant. And yet at the same time there’s this unending grace for that past self, giving mercy to a younger you for being hurting and scared and lashing out. Looking back having grown so much it can be easy to loath that distant, other you. But instead you show that past you kindness he because he wasn’t given kindness then, either.

Giving mercy to something imperfect and aching just feels so right for the end of the dsmp. We can’t go back. But we can miss it, and forgive.

mala-taste

Everyone wants fucked up, neurotic, psychologically complex characters but complains as soon as they don't behave in rational, sensible, comprehensible ways...

divorciada

something I haven't seen people mention about The Hunger Games trilogy and movies is how it genuinely revolutionized the Minecraft server scene