Chewtoy

I've been sending beams and rays at random passerbys for years now

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

I just napped in bed with a ray of sunlight cast upon me. Man, this is cats shit. I get it cats. That's rpretty good.

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

in class and we were told to pull up chatgpt on our laptops to experiment with and the guy in front of me pulled up a deli menu and started looking at sandwiches

The only thing stoping me from guzzling entire jugs of orange juice daily is the absurd price. I’m not paying 7$ for 1.5L of the orange stuff no matter how sweetly it calls to me

imagine hating me and im just in my room straight up sobbing