cardos reblogs TOO MUCH

I think it's very funny when I run across someone who's blog I'm eh on bc they're like, mildly annoying in a way that I'm thinking of blocking them for and then I realize that they're under 23 and I go ohhhhhh okay. they haven't figured it out yet

the trans improv discord has a bot that shouts CHANGE! at random intervals, and everyone has to rotate their pronouns

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

i really need to sit down and do art studies but unfortunately despite how badly i want to improve i cant bring myself to sit down and actually do literally anything without there being a pre-existing looming dread that something bad will happen if i dont...

literally my dad

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

ah sweet man-made gamers beneath my comprehension

we made a brain from scratch, put it in a simulation of hell and gave it a gun

I Saw The Money Grow

Time to enter the ＧＡＭＥＲ ＺＯＮＥ

Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a fucking anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?

gameboy sprinted so smart phones could lag and be ugly