the little guy under ur bed

i want a mysterious source of income

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life