DemonDust

Today I learned German Shepherds are a lie made up by lazy people who own filthy dogs

4. Don Cheadle

“Fat guys always just want to watch porn” and “you’d fuck me if you were really trying to hide how much of a faggot you are.”

all those alternative girl sidekick characters with the running joke that everyone thinks they’re a lesbian only for the creators to try and be like “haha jk they’re str8” are actually all still lesbians because i said so

if you’re a creator who only gives lgbt coded characters plot lines of being bullied and shunned for their gender/sexuality as a joke or to create tension but then makes that character cishet to avoid having to write any meaningful lgbt storylines you’re a coward!

*cough* JK ROWLING *cough*

It’s Just Boilt Twigs

california? you mean the place in the red hot chili peppers songs? you know that’s not real right?

I like hearing “I want you to come” instead of “you can come if you want”

my nasty ass was confused bc i thought this was about busting a nut

Is it not about busting a nut?