150 Random Writing Prompts
Thereâs some fluff, some smut, some angst, and some funny prompts all mashed up from a bunch of prompt lists Iâve found. Absolutely none of these prompts came from me, I just threw a bunch of ones I liked together.Â
âCome over here and make me.â
âWait a minute. Are you jealous?â
âDonât you ever do that again!â
âLooks like weâll be trapped for a whileâŚâ
âYou need to wake up because I canât do this without you.â
âIâve seen the way you look at me when you think I donât notice.â
âI think Iâm in love with you and Iâm terrified.â
âIf you keep looking at me like that we wonât make it to a bed.â
âYou heard me. Take. It. Off.â
âYou faintedâŚstraight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didnât have to go to such extremes.â
âYou did all of this for me?â
âI swear it was an accident.â
âIf you die, Iâm gonna kill you.â
âHeâs dead, again.â
âItâs hard to get used toâŚâ âwhat is?â âBeing someone that someone cares forâŚâ
âThe first time you smiled it felt like the universe aligned.â
âIt hurtsâŚâ âwhat?â âLoving someone who doesnât love youâŚâ
âLet me do this, please.â
youâre not as funny as you think you are
just because you can doesnât mean you should
how donât you know the difference between your left and right?
thank you for being in my life
text me when youâre home
you were put on this earth to give me a headache
you are a terrible influence
one of us is clearly smarter than the other
how have you survived this long by yourself?
are you just quoting song lyrics?
iâm only here for the dog
âI have no idea what youâre talking about.â
âWhat? I have never-â
âI do not have an answer for you.â
âIn my defense, I really wanted to.â
âAt least I didnât break any laws.â
âWhat did you do this time?â
âI donât hate you.â
âDonât call me that.â
âJust marry me already.â
âDid I just say that out loud?â
âH-How long have you been standing there?â
âIâve never felt this way before and Iâm terrified to be honest.â
âIs that what you call an apology?â
âIs there anything you want to tell me?â
âSomebodyâs in love!â
âCan I hold your hand?â
âThere is no way this much stupid can fit inside one person.â
âIâm never leavingâŚI promise.â
âUh, am I interrupting?â
âI like you, like like you like you.â
âYouâre so fucking cute.â
âStop being a fucking prick.â
âDo you want me to stay?â
âYouâre my everything.â
âI love seeing you smile.â
âiâve been thinking about you all day.â
â i canât get enough of you.â
âi like being close to you. youâre warm.â
âiâm not wearing any underwear. thought youâd like to know.â
âthis is a one time thing.â
âyou know where to find me.â
âyouâre really good at that.â
âhereâs my hotel room number.â
âdonât be shy now, sit on my face.â
âYOU SENT ME PICTURES OF YOU NAKED WHILE I WAS IN A WORK MEETING!â
âIf I ask you to kiss me in front of all these people, will you do it?â
âDonât go on that date.â âWhy?â âYou know why.â âSay it.â
â i think i might be in some kind of love with you.â
âsay you want me, and iâm yours.â
âyou need a place to stay for the nightâ
âi want to taste youâ
âi love it when you talk dirty
âif you interrupt me one more timeâ so help me godâ
âif we werenât in public right now iâd have my head between your legsâ
âi donât know what to doâ âthen let me teach youâ
âthis feels dirtyâ âthatâs because it isâ
âdonât cover youâre face, i want to see youâ
âare you sure about this?â
âive never wanted to fuck someone as badly as i want to fuck you rnâ
âdo you want help with that?â
âim going to fuck you until you forget that assholes nameâ
âbend over the desk loveâ
âmy mother adores you.â
âis that a drawing of me?â
âi didnât mean to say that but yeah, i love you.â
âiâve never seen anyone look so cute and ridiculous at the same time.â
âstop looking at me like that!â
âi didnât know you could sing.â
âyou werenât supposed to hear that!â
âyou wrote me a song?â
âiâm not scared but if you are, you can hold my hand.â
âthis isnât adrenaline, i want to spend my life with you.â
âdo you think of me when you touch yourself?â
âTake my jacket, itâs coldâ
âMy friends get annoyed by how much I talk about you sometimesâ
âIâm not going anywhereâ
âfuck you.â - âwhen?â
âno oneâs ever made me feel like this.â
âhere, let me help you.â
âweâre quite literally fugitives of the state.â - âso no pizza?â
âyouâre insane.â - âpeople keep telling me that.â
âyouâre pretty.â - âyouâre drunk.â
âi told you iâd come home to you.â
âiâll keep you safe.â
âiâll spend a thousand lifetimes coming back to you.â
âi didnât think it was possible to love someone this much.â
âplease never stop smiling.â
âTouch yourself for me.â
âShut up and take your pants off.â
âWanna see what Iâm wearing underneath all this?â
âDo you know how beautiful you are? Itâs truly distracting.â
âHow are you this perfect?â
âIâve waited so long for this.â
âWould you just shut up and kiss me already?â
âTell me what you want.â
âCould he make you feel as good as i do?â
âAre you trying to turn me on or are you really just that oblivious?â
âJust let me finish this/this level and I swear ill go down on you until you cum at least three times.â
âI havenât even touched you and youâre already this wet.â
âWere you just masturbating?â âU-uh..no, I was just..â âWant some help?â
âI really want to kiss you right now.â âThen do it.â
âI donât care what you do just fuck me.â
âStop distracting me.â